I think its natural if youre doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure… — Judy Greer Copy Share Image
I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm… — Sherry Stringfield Copy Share Image
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Oh, you know something?… — Donald Sutherland Copy Share Image
There's not swelling music and emotional scenes in life, and there's not long pauses when you tell a joke for everybody to… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
I think there is much more storytelling in stand-up now. Less emphasis on the joke. Jokes are still important, but it feels… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my… — Fred Durst Copy Share Image
But while I'd be their daughter, while I'd eat the roast and come home from dates and wash the dishes, I would… — Judy Blundell Copy Share Image
I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
There are elements of that, where you'll see a scene again and you'll recognize it, but I wouldn't say it's got one… — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
A form of intellectual productiveness, therein lies its peculiar charm. Intellectual productiveness is one of the greatest joys - if not the… — Siegbert Tarrasch Copy Share Image
My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when… — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
“Okay, that one's pretty good," Fred acknowledged, after she'd told him a particularly filthy joke. "But have you heard the one about… — Bridget Zinn Copy Share Image
“telling the jokes—was the setups. Why were that priest, that rabbi, and that minister walking down that street? Where were they headed?… — Donald E. Westlake Copy Share Image
I've hated cockroaches my entire life.Tweeting jokes about it helps me cope, in a way. I'm not as jumpy killing cave crickets… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“Jokes are hilarious only when you take them unreal and dreamlike, otherwise it becomes painful. So I always live otherworldly...” — Saket Assertive Copy Share Image
I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a late… — Michael Phelps Copy Share Image
There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. But you and I, we've been through that,… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. It's like having a different… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Inside an EXAMINATION HALL I think myrself I am AN intelligent,but when result comes out MY intelligences are far apart. — Subhananda Copy Share Image
I used to tell myself when I was much younger that I didn't want to wake up one day and be 32… — Frankie Knuckles Copy Share Image
Indiana's governor is coming under fire for a new law that some people feel is anti-gay. The governor now says he is… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I remember on the pilot of 'Will and Grace' some executives from NBC saying to me, 'There are too many gay jokes.'… — James Burrows Copy Share Image
There has to be irony, both in design and in the objects. I see around me a professional disease of taking everything… — Achille Castiglioni Copy Share Image
Friends are everything. They're people you can tell anything to, do fun stuff with, laugh at the same jokes with, who understand… — Randi Reisfeld Copy Share Image
Pain is beyond reason, an obliterating giant stupidity to which all your history of jokes and nuance and ideas and caresses is… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
As you go on you realize "Okay I know how to get laughs but am I saying things I want to say?… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
I'm just not the outgoing bubble of energy. But if I know you, it's different. Practical jokes. Have fun. I'm not looking… — Eric Dickerson Copy Share Image
There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I keep to a minimum dialect, in-jokes about football (soccer) teams and soap opera characters, so as not to lose North American… — Peter Robinson Copy Share Image
Try this out make say 3 words in in english mumble some spainish and combine it with a beat... There you go… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it… — Aya Cash Copy Share Image
A lot of people would flee from what they think is award-show cheesiness, and I don't. I often joke that my speeches… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
I had a capitalist try to explain capitalism to me, so I said I will show you what a capitalist is, I… — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
If parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage… — Marian Wright Edelman Copy Share Image
Boys from my generation all love Jim Carrey! But you know, just being in his house with him and pitching jokes that… — John Francis Daley Copy Share Image
