The whole westward expansion myth is seen as romantic. But its a joke, a blot on American history. — Frank Waters Copy Share Image
In the whole of the New Testament there is not one joke, that fact alone would invalidate any book. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
You can make a movie that's more focused on the jokes, but Young Adult was not that kind of movie. — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
You step in with the Seth Rogens of the world, you better have some jokes. — Charlie Hunnam Copy Share Image
“Alec said you do that," said Jace. "Deflect questions about yourself with jokes.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
Where did mutt become a insult...from mudblood in harry potter since all it means is mix breed so you should walk up… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
I'm excited for the new crop of gay comics who have never been closeted, who never thought that they needed to put… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
Jack Benny, Fred Allen. Their jokes were wonderful. It takes skill to be funny. The timing of Jack Benny was so fine.… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time,… — Alexei Sayle Copy Share Image
I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties:… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
The whole experience of doing a sitcom is... Telling jokes with such precision is really exciting, but it's also terrifying. — Lea Thompson Copy Share Image
“Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny,… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I've never been able to tell jokes. In the beginning of my career I did impressions and jokes like any other comedian,… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I think 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
These two are the parts. The inner silence - the silence so deep that there is no vibration in your being. You… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true!… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Topical-sketch writing were incredibly rational and well reasoned: don't do a joke if the subject doesn't deserve it. An ad hominem attack… — Michael Schur Copy Share Image
