“A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes… — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
Hanoi Rocks was our baby and we were the core and we started the band. All those years that went to waste because of… — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
“Well one tiny poisonous spider can kill a very large man if it bites him in the right place.” — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
“That was a double negative, Jemail. By saying that you haven’t seen nobody, you’re actually saying that you have seen somebody.” — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
“It was one of those dreams from which she woke up depressed about her reality, filled with a longing that pulled at her insides,… — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
“He could argue a case for anything, but that doesn’t change the fact he’s wrong most of the time.” — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
“The storage capacity of the average human brain is two-hundred and fifty-six exabytes. However, the average adult human only uses approximately one billionth of… — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
Don't stay with someone who drives you crazy. Find someone who keeps you sane. — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
“A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes aren’t funny.… — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
A leader's first duty is to look after his or her people, especially those who are sick, hungry, or thirsty. — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
We don't want our politicians bending to the whims of whichever corporation has the money to pay them off. — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
“We all end up dying in the end. It’s just a question of how and when.” — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
“Everyone has the right to believe whatever he or she wants. Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Pagans, atheitsts, and every other religion. People can follow whichever… — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
