Jokes Quotes by Frank Dane

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

— Frank Dane

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

— Frank Dane

The news of any politician's death should be listed under 'Public Improvements.'

— Frank Dane

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.

— Frank Dane

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

— Frank Dane

A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.

— Frank Dane

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

— Frank Dane

The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price…

— Frank Dane

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

— Frank Dane

Rome had senators too, and that is why it declined.

— Frank Dane

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

— Frank Dane

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

— Frank Dane