In the second grade, I would just get bored and a joke would pop into my head and I would have to… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Tears come out of my eyes as soon as you said its over. There was a smile on my face because I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Micro humor is a joke that's contained in the writing: it's a punch line, it's a turn of phrase, it's something that… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
I honestly feel like 99 percent of people have some kind of self-hate about their looks, and if I can joke about… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can… — Steve Finley Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES: >>ONCE when it's told to me >>ONCE when it's explained… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
“No time for jokes," Nakamura said. "Is Neil there?" "Let's just say I'm Sleeping Beauty's personal assistant right now." "I guess that… — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
I don't even consider directing Burt. I just say, 'Hey, Burt, the camera's here. Read the joke and let's get onto the… — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
Always warm up the audience with a joke…If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that… — Jacob M. Appel Copy Share Image
Where I'm from, to do acting is not heard of. Being one of the lads and all, you don't just go, 'Oh,… — Barry Keoghan Copy Share Image
Anytime I can get either of them really laughing, I immediately pull out a pad of paper write the joke down, regardless… — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
Ever since I was 2 or 3, I loved to perform for people. I would walk up to another table in a… — Maxim Knight Copy Share Image
I suppose there are times when I can't believe that I've lived the way that I have and done the things that… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you're making so many observations, so many measurements. You might catch someone's eyes as you're telling a joke, and… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
If the worst thing happening to Middle Eastern people is that Carlos Mencia is doing a joke about them being stopped at… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Chris Nolan went through Slamdance a year and a half after us, and he went on to direct 'The Dark Knight.' So… — Joe Russo Copy Share Image
'A Death in the Gunj' is set in 1979 and we had to mute a joke that referred to Indira Gandhi. The… — Konkona Sen Sharma Copy Share Image
If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us… — Robert Patrick Copy Share Image
I was obsessed with Andy Kaufman. The idea of watching someone perform and thinking: 'Is this real? What part of the joke… — Megan Stalter Copy Share Image
People in the States live for finding something they can lose their minds over. They have nothing else going on. They watch… — Robert B. Weide Copy Share Image
“Yes, it was a joke. It’s a good thing I’m moving back here, Pup. You’re clearly starved for intelligent company if you… — Cardeno C Copy Share Image
A satirist is someone who has a very skeptical view of human nature, but who still has the optimism to make some… — Stanley Kubrick Copy Share Image
It's easy to play fun forms, surfaces, and languages against each other. Teenagers do this every day, producing winning memes from random… — Torbjørn Rødland Copy Share Image
“What was this past summer to you?” Cinderella said, stalking back and forth like an angry mountain cat. “A joke? A way… — K.M. Shea Copy Share Image
You've noticed that same joke told by two different people, once works, and the other time doesn't, simply because how the person… — Abbas Kiarostami Copy Share Image
I believe it is tough to be funny and tougher to make people laugh. And it needs to be been done effortlessly.… — Vivek Oberoi Copy Share Image
Loretta Lynn, Tammy Wynette, Dolly Parton and I were the first female headliners, where we would book our own opening acts. Before… — Barbara Mandrell Copy Share Image
Sometimes my brother and I - we're twins, and sometimes we joke that we're like a two-headed monster. We can be hard… — Aaron Dessner Copy Share Image
“The sun is a joke. Oranges can’t titillate their jaded palates. Nothing can ever be violent enough to make taut their slack… — Nathanael West Copy Share Image
I'd been writing sketches since high school, but 'Friends of the People' really taught me about structure - how to wait out… — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Historically, Heathrow has been something of a joke, outweighed by its excellent connections. We have to aspire to having an airport at… — Philip Hammond Copy Share Image
I have "come back" [to music scene] so many times, people are just like, Is this another one?... It's kind of like… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
We are constantly being showered by little blood clots, but if you have PFO and a little blood clot gets to your… — Terry Dubrow Copy Share Image
“Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo," which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
I was never a joke teller. I don't even like jokes, for the most part. I don't like to hear them, and… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I'm not aware of any… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
I definitely have friends who gave me a tag for a joke I already had. Like, 'Here's another line.' A tag is,… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
I don't like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, 'What are we gonna do about all these… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Being a parent is not for the faint of heart. I may joke about knowing fear, but the fact is, the first… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
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