I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
The fact that 'Mom' is not joke, joke, joke - and is investing in these characters and their lives, things that really… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
A lot of times people come up to me saying 'oh my god you can see,' and they think they're the first… — Nat Wolff Copy Share Image
It is rare for a joke to emerge fully formed and it is worth grafting away until it is absolutely right. Though… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
“Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life is like taking bullets for a soldier. What a joke! My 2 sons serving… — Cindy McCain Copy Share Image
Gravy Train!!!! started out as a joke where we'd crash parties and be really obnoxious, and then somehow we got somewhat famous,… — Hunx Copy Share Image
It would be a joke to compare Gerd Muller to other strikers. What he achieved, the number of games and the goals… — Miroslav Klose Copy Share Image
Comedy is a very personal thing, as you would know if you've ever told the same joke to two people and had… — Andrew Denton Copy Share Image
I nearly got hit by a car while I was trying to write a stupid joke but a female sheep stood in… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
The idea that Donald Trump committed an abuse of power by bringing politics into a foreign relationship is a joke. They all… — Steve Hilton Copy Share Image
The very phrase 'Oscar night' used to accelerate my pulse. For one thing - dating myself - it meant Bob Hope. He… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
When I am working, I have a great time. I joke and fool around. All those people who keep a sour face… — Arshad Warsi Copy Share Image
I've been working with my glam team since I was in my early twenties. We always used to joke about what we… — Naomi Ackie Copy Share Image
It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I got into darts from watching on TV, and I used to joke with my friends, 'I could do that, I could… — John Part Copy Share Image
For years and years, I was beset with snide remarks by certain members of the press, where they would turn John Oates… — Daryl Hall Copy Share Image
Yes the moustache appeared for the first time about 10 years ago and it was grown as a joke of course but… — Mike Wozniak Copy Share Image
“Nakamura considered this. "I hesitate to agree, but that was probably a good idea." "A compliment! My goodness, let me mark the… — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we… — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share Image
I never knew what basketball was. I started playing on the playground. People used to laugh at me and joke at me… — Patrick Ewing Copy Share Image
I always joke with my husband that, whenever he comes back from being gone for awhile, I'm like, 'You're like a feral… — Simone Missick Copy Share Image
My daughters won't let me retire. Many times I joke at home that this will be my last year, and they tell… — Willy Caballero Copy Share Image
“I saw two birds having dangerously kinky sex on the main road, while several cars ran above them just missing the sparrows’… — Initially NO Copy Share Image
I'm very comfortable in my skin. Everyone has insecurities - I joke around about wishing I had more cheeks - but I'm… — Leah LaBelle Copy Share Image
There was cake in the fridge and a note saying do not eat me! I ate the cake and left a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“back, showed me the missing battery. "Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo," which was the punchline to the funniest Spanish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate to say it... but, yeah, I mean, our class has always been really strong, and I always joke with my… — Xander Schauffele Copy Share Image
I often joke that I straddle psychosis and neurosis, and that being an artist keeps me in the middle, so I can… — Sam Taylor-Wood Copy Share Image
“…she did not believe that the world was a vale of tears but rather a joke that God had played and that… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
There's so much being said about Donald Trump already, all the time, and the more you joke about him, the more you… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Surprise makes a joke funny. I love it when someone tells me something I couldn't possibly have expected; you've been led along… — Josie Long Copy Share Image
I used to joke that I came to England - not to the U.S. where most Koreans go - because I like… — Ha-Joon Chang Copy Share Image
Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration,… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
Twitter is a good medium to lean how to write jokes. It pushes you to write a better joke in that, on… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I know that I'll joke around to the last minute I get in the car. But once the helmet's on - it's… — Daniel Ricciardo Copy Share Image
I remember being in high school and this guy saying to me, 'You'd actually be good-looking if you didn't joke around so… — Melanie Scrofano Copy Share Image
High school wasn't a trial by fire or some ordeal that had to be survived. It was all a big joke. You… — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
Anything that I'm passionate about and surprises me usually ends up turning into a joke simply because I have questions about it… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
“As the old computer-science joke goes: “Let’s say you have a problem, and you decide to solve it with regular expressions. Well,… — Ryan Mitchell Copy Share Image
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