I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality! — Mae West Copy Share Image
No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary. — Mae West Copy Share Image
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. — Mae West Copy Share Image
A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. — Mae West Copy Share Image
“If I can't a man with a million dollars, I'll a million men with one dollar.” — Mae West Copy Share Image
