Much more than wanting to be cast as the skinny Jew in something, I'd rather be the guy who is directing the thing he has written that there is a connection to. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If you're at a party and you get into a conversation with someone who says, 'Oh, I'm a Christian' or, 'I'm a Muslim' or, 'I'm a Jew,' it's very rude to say, 'Oh, how ridiculous!' — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I've always felt that comedy doesn't just come from misery. It comes from an absurdity around that misery. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
The first time I got into therapy was when I was 29 - it's always when I'm about to hit a number. There's a… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If you are somebody who is going to at some point be revealed as not like everyone else, then to be in an insular… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I got my first job in television when I was 18, on the kids' cable channel Nickelodeon, introducing the 'Rugrats' and other programs. It… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If I'd have been really good at dancing as a kid, if I'd have achieved more than my certificate in preparatory tap, then that… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If you are the sort of comedian who's interested in sort of the mundane, then there's something in that and then it's wonderful to… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
