Jerry Quotes · Page 8

“Who needs Raymond? I found two NEW men to love. and their names are Ben & Jerry.”

— Anonymous

“Now, with no hate group to run, Jerry spent his days playing Mah-jong on his computer”

— Louis Theroux

I loved Carl Perkins, Jerry lee Lewis... not only were they personal friends.

— Wanda Jackson

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.

— Alex Riley

Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

— Jerry Seinfeld

Art Monk was an example for Jerry Rice. That's what Jerry always told me.

— Ronnie Lott

Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened.

— Jason Alexander

If you listen to old Jerry Lee Lewis records, he'll always - about nine times out of 10 have the lyrics different…

— Chris Isaak

I love the Dead. As far as Jerry Garcia, Jerry Garcia could walk on water. He could do anything any man could…

— Duane Allman

We got on American Bandstand, where kids would dance to a record and then rate it. We called ourselves Tom and Jerry.…

— Paul Simon

Jerry and I always felt that the character was enjoying himself. He was having fun: he wasn't taking himself seriously. It was…

— Joe Shuster

I wasn't going to let Jerry Sloan embarrass me, because basketball had a proper role in my life. I suspected my basketball…

— John Amaechi

Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.

— Bob Hope

I never got tired of Tom and Jerry, but I did have a dream of doing more with my life than making…

— Joseph Barbera

Being down in Orlando, Florida, where we filmed the movie, I learned how to bass fish. Jerry Reed, who plays the villain…

— Henry Winkler

You weren't supposed to hear Elvis Presley. You weren't supposed to hear Jerry Lee Lewis. You weren't supposed to hear Robert Johnson.…

— Bruce Springsteen

My first motion capture game was with Sony - 'NBA: The Life.' It was very ahead of its time. Brandon Akiaten, he…

— Nolan North

It's basically taking a 911 call, bringing them on stage and dealing with it just like when I was a Chicago policeman…

— Steve Wilkos

My first tattoo is a full-on Sailor Jerry situation on my hip - it's a swallow with big spread wings. When I…

— Maria Dahvana Headley

When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia (former Grateful Dead guitarist) destroyed his life on drugs. And yet hes being honored,…

— Rush Limbaugh

Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal…

— Jerry Greenfield

I really liked Tom & Jerry. That was huge for me. I watched it every morning, before I walked to school. Even…

— Jason Lee

For me to be here tonight, everything had to be perfect. I had to get drafted by Utah, had to play with…

— Karl Malone

But if you get a kick out of "The Jerry Springer Show," you're going to love it! The idea of hearing these…

— Max von Essen

Jerry Falwell knows who caused the terrorist attack on America: the ACLU. "The ACLU's got to take a lot of blame for…

— Wendy Kaminer

I gazed around the room and my eyes stopped dead on a little boy standing in the corner. This was a particularly…

— Augusten Burroughs

I went to high school right outside Dallas, and (songwriter and performer) Michael Martin Murphey was a senior there when I was…

— Ray Wylie Hubbard

Coming from the South, I just felt you had to work just a little bit harder. It was not going to be…

— Jerry Rice

“There´s no more Ben & Jerry´s left. So now it is time for a nap.”

— I.L. Williams

My influences were Little Richard and Jerry Lee Lewis and Chuck Berry.

— Micky Dolenz

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

— Trey Parker

They thought they were Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall. In fact, they were more like Tom and Jerry

— Bob Geldof

Jerry Rice, he's one of the best to ever do it.

— Julio Jones

Interesting Jerry hired you no polish those bangs.

— Harrison Ford

When we both do hit. We go on and on and on and on and on and sweeter than Ben & Jerry.

— Q-tip

[Jerry Brown] is California's way of celebrating the Year of the Child.

— Jimmy Carter

Jerry Bruckheimer has made millions of dollars producing propaganda.

— Brendan Sexton III

Hell and damnation, life is such fun with a ragged greatcoat and a Jerry gun!

— Alexander Blok

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.

— Charles Barkley

Jerry Trainor is one of the funniest people on the planet.

— Dan Schneider