I know it was raw in some places, and I was a jerk in some places, but that's the way I was,… — Glen Campbell Copy Share Image
You have to be courageous in life to allow a lightness to engage your being. It is easy to be a jerk.… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I love the sound of a brand-new bottle of coke when you pry the lid off and it starts to fizz. Whenever… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
I cross my arms. "It was a two minute conversation." "I don't think a smaller time frame makes it less unwise." He… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk. — Gary Ackerman Copy Share Image
I think I was drawn to comedy originally because when I was really young, by the time I was eight I had… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
That's what's so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks. — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No… — Joe Gold Copy Share Image
I try not to eat too much fast food but still go for hot wings occasionally. As I get older, I have… — Usain Bolt Copy Share Image
The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet. — Evgeni Kostitsyn Copy Share Image
I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition, a great inheritance. I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it. — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
You can't be a good person when you're writing and a bad person to your husband or a bad friend. You can't… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
Yes. Do you know people who are really nice, but when they get together with somebody in particular, they become obnoxious jerks? — Sheldon Siegel Copy Share Image
Patriotism can be good or bad. Knee-jerk patriotism can be very bad. I'm patriotic almost to the point of self-consciousness, but I… — Emmylou Harris Copy Share Image
There's nothing more distasteful than an academic having to, like, trot out his credentials. You really come off as a jerk when… — Reza Aslan Copy Share Image
Counterpart to the knee-jerk liberal is the new knee-pad conservative, always groveling before the rich and the powerful. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
If women ran Hollywood, 'The Hollywood Reporter' would have a 'Men in Entertainment' issue every year, and those jerks would have to… — Elizabeth Meriwether Copy Share Image
I do what I do for the people who believe in me, not for the jerks who don't. — Terry Fox Copy Share Image
If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent. — Lee Iacocca Copy Share Image
