“Look honey, I ain’t buying what you’re selling so get out!” “You prefer to be lying here or in the morgue?! Things got outta hand last night but at least you’re alive! If we wanted you dead, don’t you think… — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“Twenty highly trained agents versus one eighteen year old high school drop out and he managed to kick all your asses. Okay, did we… — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!" "When you say it like that it sounds bad...” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“Cass, I know you’re only trying to help but I will stab you in your face.” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“God picked me to be his punching bag...so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“Did I just see you two getting into another tussle outside?” “No...we...were...rehearsing a play,” “Really? What‟s it called?” “Fight Club...” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“Apart from my mangled face and the thirty percent scar tissue that covers my body I'm gorgeous!” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“So that’s why vampires are so pissed off all the time? Because their junk’s gone rusty?” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“So, what's the story?" "No story. Just a nightmare.” “Meaning?” “Meaning, heavy compression lines in his cartilage, severe bruising on his kidneys, liver and… — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
