When you have the most awesome dream but you can't remember any of it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Looking around your house for places to hide in case a murder ever breaks in to your house... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If men had to wear ID bracelets that said 'douche' and 'husband material' my life would be so much easier. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't need to be NUMBER 1 in something. As long as I am not as TRYING HARD as YOU ARE. shame… — ALYSSA Copy Share Image
People lie, things change, boyfriends cheat, friends ditch and there are always going to be those people who would kill to see… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes its best to stay away from each other.. Not because you dont wanna stay with em or hate em.. Its just… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
Its funny how when you call a girl a bitch she get so pissed, but once you add a bad in front… — Brandon Martin Copy Share Image
It seems like the ones that care for us most, we push away and the ones that don't give one thought about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And sorrows return, though we drown them with wine, Since the world can in no way answer our craving, I will loosen… — Li Bai Copy Share Image
I have trouble speaking as soon as you walk into the room. When you talk to me I can't help but stutter.… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
What I thought I was going to do over the summer: hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So you just stole a bait car with your girlfriend, called your whole family to brag about it, and you're pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wish you would have spent a little extra on 2-ply toliet paper... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're waiting alone in the car...everyone outside automatically becomes a rapist... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more...then you work until you die. Great. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friend tagged you and you are looking bad in that photo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Searching for something then realizing that it was in your hands the whole time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm scared to be in a relationship, again...There's just too many hoes & bros trying to ruin that shit for you. — Emilio Vasquez Copy Share Image
I log off because I'm bored but then I log back on after 5 minutes because I'm bored! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The ones who give the best advice, are usually the ones who have the most problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's crazy how people who so called loved you acts like you don't even exist anymore... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything's viewed with a political lens in Washington, and that's just the nature of the beast, and it is what it is. — Jeb Bush Copy Share Image
I've fallen short in my career, in MMA, but it is what it is. You're going to do that. I just wanted… — Ryan Bader Copy Share Image
The best qualities we have are the ones we never see. And the worst qualities we have are the ones we always… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, 'This isn't true!' It is what it is; I tend… — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
Running up the stairs in fear because you feel an evil presence behind you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, men are like mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Opinion...Everyone has it just dont mistake it as 'truth' and assume your right. — Syoung Copy Share Image
He's not the only guy in the universe, but his the only one that matters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
