It's amazing how dudes can take care of Jordan's, but can't take care of a woman. — Wendy Copy Share Image
In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's 2012 and we still don't have a toothpaste that doesn't ruin orange juice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going shopping with money and nothing to find; Going shopping without money & wanting everything in sight. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sad thing is: When they say forever they mean, until they find someone better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We always talk about the girl code. but every time you get a new bf you drop your friends and expect them… — Sabrina Beaubian Copy Share Image
In bed, its 6am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I suddenly asked my master Caeiro, “Are you at peace with yourself?” and he answered, “No, I’m at peace.” It was like… — Álvaro de Campos Copy Share Image
It's not necessarily what a family is typically supposed to look like. But it is what it is. It's about a connection… — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
Everything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so you can appreciate them… — Julie Copy Share Image
If someone judges you don't hate them or step down to their level. Ignore them and brush it off otherwise judgmental people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They don't need to have a reason to dislike you; sometimes just being in your presence brings out their biggest insecurities. — Sabrina Beaubian Copy Share Image
You can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake its NEVER… — Tyga Copy Share Image
Boy flirts a lot? He gets props. Girl flirts a lot? She's a slut. Boy cries over a girl? He's in love.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Falling in love is the best thing ever that a human does in all his life. — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
You forget a thousand things everyday, make sure this is one of them. — Michael De Santa Copy Share Image
Instead of doing my homework; I like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework I have to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate those cheap pencils with erasers that mess up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can do something alone, but you can't in front of people! — Khalifa Shavez Copy Share Image
If being a 'bitch' is what it takes to make my point clear, then I guess that's what I'll have to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a kind of teen that drinks hot chocolate in the summer and eats ice cream in the winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its so obvious when people are texting in class, because no one just looks down at there crotch a smiles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is what it is. It, meaning terrorism. Terrorism is what it is, — Gretchen Carlson Copy Share Image
; Why try to make everyone happy, when all you do is make yourself miserable in the process. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men never do anything right. And if they do something right, they'll never do it again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even exist. — Alexia Copy Share Image
The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is hard for us to find a TRUE love but it doesn't mean that it is not EXIST! — @thira Copy Share Image
As you grow older, you'll realize that entertaining ignorance is a waste of time. — Brittany Copy Share Image
We always want what we don't have, and always have what we don't want anymore. — Tim Walters Copy Share Image
There are always those two teachers...that are totally having an affair! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't worry about what I'm doing. I want u to worry about what u're doing... — Unkown Copy Share Image
I think Im starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your iPhone battery lasts longer than most relationships these days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
