I don't know what's worse; Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parents sleeping = You being quiet as a mouse. You sleeping = Parents decide to vacuum for 2 hours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not sure what the future holds but I do know that I'm going to be positive. — Nicole Kidman Copy Share Image
Guys will never understand periods, and girls will never understand boners, lets leave it at that... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As you get older you realize that the 'Cool' parents were actually just bad parents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know if life is getting better, of the amount of fucks I give is slowly dwindling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the sex talk with their children. — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
I see myself as the No. 1 player in the draft, but it is what it is. You can just take it… — Willie Cauley-Stein Copy Share Image
That time when you break down crying but feel great after is as confusing as heck. But hey, it has to rain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If I talk about her like she’s a being It’s because talking about her I need to use the language of men… — Alberto Caeiro Copy Share Image
It is what it is but I do me and I think people respect that. They see me out in the hood… — Rakim Copy Share Image
“Night doesn’t fall for my eyes But my idea of the night is that it falls for my eyes. Beyond my thinking… — Alberto Caeiro Copy Share Image
It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's 4 months from December and no one gives a shit!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sitting in church makes you no more of a Christian than sitting in a garage makes you a car...but it's good to… — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
I wish you guys would just say, 'Michael Sam, how's the football going? How's training going?' But it is what it is.… — Michael Sam Copy Share Image
Being perceived as a guy is nothing new or complicated to me. It is what it is. — Saskia de Brauw Copy Share Image
We all think that raising our phones 6 inches in the air will give us better service... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many people dont deserve what they get and many people dont get what they deserve. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing a teacher pregnant and now knowing what she does in her spare time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I refuse to lower my standards to deal with someone who disrespects me. — JaiHawkFly Copy Share Image
This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time I have to carry my groceries up the stairs, I wish I had a boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text you to let you know that were outside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Often when I'm shopping for kids clothes I ask if they have things in my size, which is a totally normal thing… — Laura Moses Copy Share Image
The most awkward place to run into a homeless person is on your way to a Coinstar. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dropping your cell on your face while trying to read something while in bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having the nice guy who makes you breakfast in bed, yet still wanting the asshole who broke your heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How you try stealing a free sample in the mall food court when the dude was looking!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being nice to people you don't like isent being two faced, its called growing up. — Brittany Copy Share Image
People who are not happy with themselves, can not possibly be happy with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Close your mouth and open your eyes. You can't see how you affect others if you don't bother looking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should change wording on 'Check Engine' light to 'This shit's gonna cost ya.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
