It is what it is Quotes by Alisa Gattus

That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive.

— Alisa Gattus

I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.

— Alisa Gattus

If breakups never existed the music industry would go bankrupt.

— Alisa Gattus

Dear kindergartens texting on an iPhone, When I was your age, I had to use cups strung together by a string and pretend it…

— Alisa Gattus

Send me a pic never fails to ruin a conversation.

— Alisa Gattus

Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason.

— Alisa Gattus

Shortest horror story: Today is Monday

— Alisa Gattus

Turn your phone off, Yeah no... I'll just put it on silent.

— Alisa Gattus

Math Test: Ha à haòhaò= Hahahahahaha ?

— Alisa Gattus

Just because you're attractive doesn't mean you're my type.

— Alisa Gattus

That's nice honey. Grandma's version of cool story bro.

— Alisa Gattus

Motivational status of the day: Don't be a douche.

— Alisa Gattus