“How devastated I am to say that I will not be present at your petite soiree on June 10th. Unfortunately, the exceptionally weak drinks you ordinarily serve at these occasions are not sufficient to dull my senses to your boyfriend's… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
“As distasteful as it is to decline your invitation, I'm afraid that it is preferable to attending yet another half-assed weekend eating gunky canapes in that cesspool of a shack you call a beach cottage.” — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
“How devastated I am to say that I will not be present at your petite soiree on June 10th. Unfortunately, the exceptionally weak drinks… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
“As distasteful as it is to decline your invitation, I'm afraid that it is preferable to attending yet another half-assed weekend eating gunky canapes… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
“How can I deal with annoying persons in a way that utterly crushes them without tarnishing my carefully developed reputation or extending my already… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
“This “who’s on top” banter continues until one wrestler (who has slyly gone to hide behind a chair) leaps upon his rival with an… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
“Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you try to… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
