“It was possible she’d been too focused on her need for another cocktail to realize we were witnessing one of the portents… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“Winder's mind felt even fuzzier than it had done over the past few years, but he was certain about cake. He'd been… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The Patrician of Ankh-Morpork sat back on his austere chair with the sudden bright smile of a very busy person at the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There was a knock on the bedroom door. “Matt?” Fuck. “Nope. Silence. “Would you be the owner of the leather pants?” “Yep.”… — Christine Price Copy Share Image
“When you say fair, Samantha,” said Mr Green through a peculiar smile, “do you mean one of those travelling fleets of vehicles… — Mark Gorton Copy Share Image
“The horsemen came closer. Vimes was not good at horsemen. Something in him resented being addressed by anyone eight feet above the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It was funny how people were people everywhere you went, even if the people concerned weren't the people the people who made… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“My eyes bulged out of my head as I saw what rested between his hips. “Good Lord!” I said without thinking. A… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“We need to borrow your boat," said Vimes. "Bugger off!" "I'm choosing to believe that was a salty nautical expression meaning 'Why,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Uh, I'm thankful for you all, even if you get on my nerves sometimes,” Carmine said. “Oh, and orgasms... definitely thankful for… — J.M. Darhower Copy Share Image
“I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.” — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“You should treat the trivial things in life seriously and the serious things in life with a sincere and studied triviality” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“One day we found them. They must of been holding a gook convention or something, cause it seem like the same sort… — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
“Giving her ten thousand Lifeless is enough to make even me consider my drunk-monkey theory.” “The one who chooses names and titles… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Tallow was nervously aware that his name was on the worse cold-case dump CSU had ever seen. He was not looking forward… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“Never worry about what you say to a man. They're so conceited that they never believe you mean it if it's unflattering.”… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“...they say [Finn] has tasted the Nuts of Wisdom." Elatha laughed. "Perhaps the Nuts of Wisdom will gird him against your sister.” — Holly Bennett Copy Share Image
“When new students tried an experiment that was particularly successful in terms of explosive force, the result was often a cross between… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“See that?" said Lemon. "The car tracks turn off there." "How do you know it's not the parks people on a golf… — Carsten Stroud Copy Share Image
“How do you spell 'contravention'?" said Carrot, turning over a page. "I don't," said Nobby, pushing through the crowds.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He felt an appetite for once, one that it'd take more than a drink or two to satisfy. He strolled along for… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Moral," said Vale."That's an interesting adjective to apply to 'genocide'.” — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
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