“Maxim 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
As Aboriginal people we have always retained our resilience, our humour and our cultural integrity - we will always retain our dreams… — Ken Wyatt Copy Share Image
“Anyway, I must be far from insufferable, since you've done an excellent job of suffering me these last months.” — Robert Jordan Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Anand finished up his cola cube transaction. I stepped up and slammed three pound coins on the counter like an oppressed inner-city… — Nikesh Shukla Copy Share Image
Person 1: I can draw really well Person 2: I'm athletic Person 3: I can write really well Person 4: I'm fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The gods damn you, look what you've done! If I want to grow this back, I'll have to endure the most terrifying… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I’m gross. Look at me – getting all sloppy in front of my mortal enemy. Unexecutable. Inexhaustible. Un…un…under the sea.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“The eight-year-old beat your best cadet in hand-to-hand combat?” “So did the six-year-old girl, ma’am. Actually, she beat the instructor also.” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“I reached and grabbed ahold of the garden rake that was leaned up against the tree, when suddenly I felt my heart… — DEAN MAFAKO, M.D Copy Share Image
“It might have interested Newt to know that, of the thirty-nine thousand women tested with the pin during the centuries of witch-hunting,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Around 11 P.M., unable to concentrate on his work or even watch the news, he had started to wonder if this was… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don’t get me wrong,… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“Do not demean yourself by stating the ridiculous," Grimalkin replied smoothly. Just because my species is vastly superior does not mean you… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“But in every church there are people who, for reasons which seem sufficient to them, do not approve of their pastor and… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
“If you're going to live here, staying civil is as much a duty as sitting the steps or washing dishes. Now, while… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“You need not treat me like a child, sir. I am perfectly capable of navigating this staircase on my own." He snorted.… — Karen Witemeyer Copy Share Image
People still talk about a British sense of humour, or French slapstick or how the Germans have no sense of humour -… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“This has serveral consequences, starting with screwing over most cryptography algorithms--translation: all your bank account are belong to us--” — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
“He was a large, fleshy man, weighing at least two hundred pounds, and he quickly became a faithful representation of a quivering… — Jack London Copy Share Image
“I remembered the last time I put this thing into my eye it was more painful than watching old political speeches while… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“So in this chapter, God threatened to kill everyone twice, but settled for killing 14,959 in three separate killing events. But don't… — Steve Wells Copy Share Image
“But there's magic too. You'll pick that up. It don't take much intelligence, otherwise wizards wouldn't be able to do it.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Vimes' glare ran from face to face, causing most of the squad to do an immediate impression of the Floorboard and Ceiling… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a… — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
“He raised his sunglasses and saw a young woman in an impossibly brief dress with an improbably welcoming smile” — Terry Bisson Copy Share Image
“Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“His name's Twoflower. He isn't from these parts.' 'Doeshn't look like it. Friend of yoursh?' 'We've got this sort of hate-hate relationship,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Where have you been?" he asked slowly. "Um, in the bathroom, mostly," Larry said. Let's just say my plumbing is not working… — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
“Tucker, please put him down," said Annie. "You're frightening Jackson." "He's not," said Jackson. "It's cool. I don't like that guy anyway.… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“Come on, let’s go meet the guy who thinks he’s my better half . And dear God, I apologize ahead of time… — J.Lynn Copy Share Image
“Joe: Oo, Brittany "Aren't I Fabulous?" Hobson? Addie: She's not that bad. Joe: Brittany "All the Boys Like Me, I'm so Popular… — James Howe Copy Share Image
“That's the beauty of the summer holidays. It's as if life is just a big Etch-a-Sketch, and once a year you get… — Holly Smale Copy Share Image
“Rebellion is all we'll be talking about. Love is revolution, a kind of coup d'état and cultural reprogramming in its own little… — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
An important skill all leaders must have is a great sense of humor, humor keeps everyone at ease and break the ice… — Christopher Chan Copy Share Image
“Such a narrative as this demands some sort of physical consolation for its spiritual tribulation. Our heroine received it in one last… — Emily C.A. Snyder Copy Share Image
I also ache at that thought your majesty... But if they do not offer the sacrifice in blood now, we will all… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and… — Michael Flanders Copy Share Image
“He’d never been shy, but he’d always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn’t believe they liked him.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“If a book falls open in a library and no one sees it, is it still writing? Or is it simply a… — Zanesh Catkin Copy Share Image
“Joseph couldn’t contain his emotion any longer. He ordered all of the Egyptians out of the room so that he could be… — Spencer C Demetros Copy Share Image
