“Merrick and I had both had tattoos, my magpie and his elephant and castle, imposed on us as…it’s a long story. A… — KJ Charles Copy Share Image
“Company, you see - company is - is - it's a very different thing from solitude - an't it?” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
A good marriage is loving someone in a lot of different circumstances. Respect for them and their views and ideas and the… — Edward Kennedy Copy Share Image
“I spilled my cup of coffee straight onto my crotch. Superior heat retention has its drawbacks. I grimaced as the scalding liquid… — B. Justin Shier Copy Share Image
No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Mr. Cupples came out of his reverie. "I think," he said, "I will have milk and soda-water." "Speak lower!" urged Trent. "The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now we're playing a game called POLICE ENTREE , then we played a game called HIDE n SEEK . Lastly there will… — Baby_anonymous Copy Share Image
“So Basically I'm the Antichrist , and the whole world is fucked because of me" - Jordon Hanson.” — Barry James Copy Share Image
“In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Why can't people credit that he and all of us had a sense of humour? — Ingrid Thulin Copy Share Image
“What did the TEACHER tell the students ? PASS THE EXAMS WITHOUT FAIL.” — shaikh mustafa Copy Share Image
“The Professor doesn’t have a problem being called Dick? If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich . .… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.” — Habeeb Akande Copy Share Image
“Colonel Cathcart is our commanding officer and we must obey him. Why don't you fly four more missions and see what happens?"… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I write with humour about sadness, to introduce an element of sweet to the sour, a bit like Turkish food. — Elif Safak Copy Share Image
“To neglect ones own ability to laugh is the greatest form of Blasphemy, for to laugh is to pray.” — Ilyas Kassam Copy Share Image
“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Just get to lunch,” I muttered to myself. It was the only way I could control my anxiety. In 1998, I’d made… — Mark Owen Copy Share Image
“Personal faintness, and an overpowering personal candour, were the distinguishing features of Mrs Billickin’s organization. She came languishing out from her own… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“And don't succumb too much to the spell of these cases. I have seen many other fragments of the cross, in other… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
“Some of the people we feel sorry for feel sorry for us for thinking that they are the ones who should be… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Anubis is associated with the mummification and protection of the dead for their journeys through Denver International Airport to the afterlife. He… — Stephen Moles Copy Share Image
“Bonjour, the Embassy of France' 'Ah, bonjour, excuse me for asking but where is the French Coastguard?' 'At the coast. Guarding.” — Tim Fitzhigham Copy Share Image
