Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
“There are two kinds of people in this world who never learn: those who always talk, and those who never listen.” — T.A. Uner Copy Share Image
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. — George Burns Copy Share Image
“Step One: Grab Mattie. Step Two: Run. It wasn't much of a plan. But what it lacked in potential it made up… — Ted Mendelssohn Copy Share Image
“Don't Tase Me Bro! If I'm a cop, and I'm a brotha, and they let me have a taser? Sorry bro, I'm… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
“Think of the fierce energy concentrated in an acorn! You bury it in the ground, and it explodes into an oak!” — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I feel more comfortable in drama. Comedy is a high-wire act. I find it stressful. It's a precision science in a way. — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
You've got to embrace whatever is given and make the most of every opportunity to make it funny or to make it… — William Regal Copy Share Image
“For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.” — Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly Copy Share Image
When you do a movie as opposed to a TV show, it's always tempting to think everything has to be big and… — Armando Iannucci Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of Jonathan Winters. He's influenced everyone who's ever done improvisational comedy. You look to Jonathan Winters for inspiration.… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
I wasn't in the drama department, but I auditioned anyway and he not only cast me but also included a few sketches… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
We are fans of Mozart and Beethoven, as well 'South Park' and Borat. We believe that we can attract many people who… — Aleksey Igudesman Copy Share Image
“...Our conversation with the supermarket manager had been about as helpful as a New Jersey road sign, and if you've ever been… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal. Some of… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“Hardy! Hardy —” He had come for me. I nearly lost it then. In the wild torrent of relief and gratitude, there… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“I think it would be best if, when you’re having suicidal thoughts of stabbing yourself, that you try to think of rainbows… — Sage Steadman Copy Share Image
“And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies. -Haymitch Abernathy” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“I don't let birdies and pars get in the way of having a good time” — Angelo Spagnolo Copy Share Image
“Honey -- even Ray Charles can see that you have control issues.” — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
