“I always started studying with the best intentions, telling myself that today just might be the day it all fell into place,… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of humor, the writer aims to produce in… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t stop loving you even if I tried. And I’ve tried.” He shook his head and laughed without humor, his hands… — Chelsea Fine Copy Share Image
“Ritual he liked, but compulsory routine he hated. Thus, he resented every minute that he now had to surrender to showering, shampooing,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“He did not believe in having a sock drawer or a T-shirt drawer. He believed that all drawers were created equal and… — John Green Copy Share Image
“mirthful note was added many hours later. In my remarks at the swearing-in, I had said that my ninety-three-year-old mother was present… — Robert M. Gates Copy Share Image
“For as long as I could remember, I'd been making vague and confident assurances that any day I would finish the thing… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“They may well have had a backup system, but if it crashed at the same time as their main system, then that's… — Simon Hawke Copy Share Image
“We should do something,” I said. “Can the something be play blind-guy video games while sitting on the couch?” “Yeah, that’s just… — John Green Copy Share Image
Boys, if you ask a girl who she likes and she says Oh nobody. 1% are telling the truth. 5% are lying.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like curvy women. But obviously, a sense of humour is the most important thing. And there's nothing sexier than a girl… — Ray Fearon Copy Share Image
I want my people to understand that because only man is capable to laugh, that means laughter is the highest point of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Immy knocked on his open door. "Mr. Mallett?" The look on his narrow face was pained. "What's with the Mr. Mallett? When… — Kaye George Copy Share Image
Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I get along really well with Lars [von Trier] but definitely during our first meetings I was feeling him out and he… — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
“Wrath: What the hell are you supposed to ask? Rhage: I know! Who do you like the most? It's me right?Come on,… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Anyway, I'm in bed with her, with her bracelets. Her face is a blank, so I darken the lights. Off go her… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I'm working on a script right about Civil War re-enactors who go back in time to the actual Civil War. It's kind… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
“Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Nothing is as universal as some good scatalogical humor. I try to shift the frame in which people think about poetry from… — Sarah Kay Copy Share Image
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny… — Will Eisner Copy Share Image
“Remember that country singer on American Songster, the girl whose father only let her order ketchup, mustard, and relish at McDonald’s because… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes… — Crystal Hudson Copy Share Image
I had started in the comedy world in a more traditional way. I was auditioning for TV, film, and commercials while I… — Grace Helbig Copy Share Image
I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
“Are ye all right, man?" Ian asked, in the same tone of mild concern he'd heard his da use now and then… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“Shuck it,” Minho responded. “I’m tougher than nails. I could still kick your pony-lovin’ butt with twice this pain.” Thomas shrugged. “I… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
This week's winner for best comedy line about the war is New York Democratic Sen. Charles Schumer. Referring to - well, it… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
“Kippenger suppressed a grin -- I could've sworn he did. Without looking at anyone, he said, "Jargon wrote, 'You'll get nothing from… — Jennifer A. Nielsen Copy Share Image
“I’d put a banana on my tray, too. That, at least, didn’t remind me of anything trying to kill me. Could you… — St Crow Lili Copy Share Image
Men ought to find the difference between saltiness and bitterness. Certainly, he that hath a satirical vein, as he maketh others afraid… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
I've actually always wanted to write like a one-person show that was sort of a romantic comedy - a show that was… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the… — Brian MacLearn Copy Share Image
“When she was drinking his liquor and smoking his cigars, Charity couldn't help warming to Sir Humphrey. She almost forgot what a… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“Many great people had been considered to be boring, like Nigel Mansell, but anyone who had read the racing driver’s autobiography, "Clutch… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
I think it's necessary when you're dealing with a dark show that has explosion and violence to have defined moments of lightness… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
What about Isabelle?" Simon asked. "Where is she?" The humor, such as it was, left Jace's expression. "She won't come out of… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Often when you're filming comedy and you've done six or seven takes, the joke's been done and you know you're gonna have… — Jim Howick Copy Share Image
“All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never… — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
![“For as long as I could remember, I'd been making vague and confident assurances that any day I would finish the thing [my book]. If and when I ever did, they would probably feel an almost physical sense of relief. I was like a massively incompetent handyman who'd been up on their roof now for…” quote by Michael Chabon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65d/michael-chabon-627_books_for-as-long-as-i-could-remember-i-d-been_99880.png)
![“I get along really well with Lars [von Trier] but definitely during our first meetings I was feeling him out and he definitely says some things that are inappropriate and then you kind of get his sense of humour. I really enjoy him. He's one of my favourite people I've met now. So, he's pretty…” quote by Kirsten Dunst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/579/kirsten-dunst-2279_enjoy_i-get-along-really-well-with-lars-von-tr_3232913.jpg)
