My first draft of Marvel Knights 'Black Panther' was not funny at all. They smartly rejected the entire script and counseled me… — Christopher Priest Copy Share Image
“ This is a nonstop flight to New York. Thank you for flying Cuelebre Airlines. "You're not funny!" she screamed out loud.… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
I've already met...Mr. Player, Mr. Stupid, Mr. Idiot, Mr.Psycho, Mr.Cheap, Mr.Lazy, Mr.User, Mr. Know It All, Mr.Control Freak, and Mr. Stalker. Where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My kids are starting to notice I'm a little different from the other dads. "Why don't you have a straight job like… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
Why is it okay to write a work of literary fiction where horrible, explicit things happen, where you can't write a book… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
“I pondered what else I should take for him. Flowers seemed wrong; they're a love token, after all. I looked in the… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
“We humans like to think we are creatures of reason. We aren't. The reality is that we make our decisions first and… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I don't think comedy is something you learn. I think it's something that's either there or it's not. When I read a… — Jessica Walter Copy Share Image
“No one feels like you do, so every brush of your skin is a cruel reminder of what I’ve lost. I can… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I feel like you've gotta be able to get up every night in front of a live audience. Whether it's 10 people… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
“As Toppers rose from her seat on a sofa to meet him, Storm realized that he was looking at an architectural marvel.… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“Seattle. It rains there a lot." Well, this is going great. Conversationalist of the Year. I'll just continue to recite basic facts… — Emery Lord Copy Share Image
“I'm considering whether or not to believe you. I need to run an algorithm on this." "That's not funny." "You might be… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
Comedy is the only profession where love from a stranger is better than love from a family member. You need to perform… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Life is a like a movie,if u r sad- drma,if u r afraid -suspense.if u r angry action,when u look at mirror-horror,now… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
I'm a huge Muppets fan. Gigantic. I think they're genius. I think they're some of the best work out there and completely… — Andie MacDowell Copy Share Image
“What grinds me the most is we're sending kids out into the world who don't know how to balance a checkbook, don't… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day, and although there were some high and low points, I… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
A lot of actors are like, 'Why do I do this? My character wouldn't do this? This doesn't make sense.' And in… — Kathryn Hahn Copy Share Image
“Can I just say that I don't care if two planes or trains or whatever take off from different locations at different… — Devon Ashley Copy Share Image
In 'Seesaw,' I played Gittel Mosca, and because it was a musical, I loved it more because I was able to do… — Michele Lee Copy Share Image
“But we had to stop ’cause Larry can’t throw for shit, and people in other punts were complaining about being hit by… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
I always loved comedy, but in my mind, it wasn't a viable career option. I always thought, 'You go to college. You… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn't talk about real beliefs or serious thoughts, but then I also… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
“You called him a big dumb dodo?" Caroline asked later that night as the two of them sat on Jane's couch watching… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die." I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
It is also important to guard against mistaking for good-nature what is properly good-humor,--a cheerful flow of spirits and easy temper not… — Richard Whately Copy Share Image
“I’ve got two Neptunes here,” said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, “that can’t be right, can… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“And at the thought of the punishments Youdi might inflict upon me I was seized by such a mighty fit of laughter… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
Humor is always important. There are people who help us deal with difficulty or hardship; from the concentration camps to the court… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Researches reported that they developed a self-healing plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
There are certain things I learned when I first started learning about acting, to try and place the character physically and emotionally.… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
I'd like to do a comedy with Emma Thompson. I admire her as an actress so much. I love her. And I… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
It was a dangerous profession I had chosen ... because no one likes a funny kid. In fact, adults are scared silly… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
“I cannot understand why you should wish to leave this beautiful country and go back to the dry, gray place you call… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not… — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“A gleam of humor flickered in those obsidian eyes. “I should warn you, Hannah: when we meet at Stony Cross Park, take… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Why are we bringing him along, again?" Will inquired, of the world in general as well as his sister. Cecily put her… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that… — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
