“Why the long face? Something happen?" "Nothing except my grandmother is still dead and my aunt moved to Sacramento and my sister… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“There was a naked jock on my bed and a thing with tentacles coming out of my toilet. One of these things… — Johnny Murdoc Copy Share Image
All I mean is, I'm not the kind of audience comedy directors want at a test screening because I seldom laugh, and… — Todd Solondz Copy Share Image
I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I love you because you bring the best out of me. I love whom, I have become since I have known you.… — Kemis Khan Copy Share Image
“Those immediately behind number 50 were anguish personified. They let loose an endless stream of foul language and it was hard to… — Yu Hua Copy Share Image
Helena (Bonham Carter) is one of the coolest kindest women I've ever met. We had so much fun. She has the best… — Lily James Copy Share Image
That is the problem with comedy in India. Spoofing sells. Come up with original comedy about the hilarious nation we are, with… — Cyrus Broacha Copy Share Image
I have done 'Mumbai Meri Jaan,' 'Oye Lucky! Lucky Oye!;' they are not comedy. But those roles didn't stick with people. Comedy… — Paresh Rawal Copy Share Image
“He is funny,” a nymph ventured. “And cute, in a scrawny way,” another said. “Scrawny?” Leo asked. “Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“People always sounded worried when I called them. Maybe because I only ever called a lot of them when I was in… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the… — Hugh Sidey Copy Share Image
Blacks had survived every form of human debasement with ingenuity, self-reliance, a deep and ironic humor, a capacity for self-reinvention and a… — Shelby Steele Copy Share Image
“She hadn’t seen gold since she’d last been to her father’s home, when she would sneak off to meet him. Smiling at… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“The door opened. "We're here," said Mrs. Rogers. Aunt Myra came in. "Now!" said Amelia Bedelia. "Greetings, greetings, greetings," said the three… — Peggy Parish Copy Share Image
“Ok kiddo, turn off the Xbox and lets get some grub." "Awww Mom!" "Don't you awww Mom me. You need to eat… — Nicole Hamlett Copy Share Image
“Bett didn't have any siblings because she said her father had preserved what was dead for too long to be able to… — Rebecca Rasmussen Copy Share Image
George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
My life is quite normal and for me it helps with my comedy. If you jump headlong into celebrity life it affects… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
“You see, the only thing the good people are good at is overthrowing the bad people. And you're good at that, I'll… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Whatever else the Florida primary might or might not have proved, it put a definite kink in the Media Theory of politics.… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“The rear door was black, the driver's side door was red, and the hood was sunshine-yellow. If Henry Ford and Picasso had… — Kathleen O'Reilly Copy Share Image
When I was nine I spent a lot of my time reading books about the history of comedy, or listening to the… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
“What does a freelance researcher do?” “Researches things.” He winks at me and helps lift my bike onto a cobblestone walkway. “It’s… — Caroline George Copy Share Image
“No, I’m done! I’m tired, I’m sweaty, I’m in agony, and why do I feel like I need to shit?” “It’s totally… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“By any rights, he should be dead. He was involved in an explosion with a bomb, which he happened to be carrying… — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
Chick Lit uses humor to reflect life back to us. It's a very comforting genre, and it's the first time our generation… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
“Chubi, rhymes with booby, which you don't have, or doodie, which your face looks like," she said smugly, leaning back and making… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“You know, you can always do a three some.” “A three some?” I frowned. “No.” He shrugged. “Just a thought.” “Yeah, a… — Kira4Inu Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I come across as superficial. Of this I am aware. However, you may be confident that inside my head I am… — John Dolan Copy Share Image
Kind of the exhausting thing about doing pure comedy, or something that's broader, is you're kind of a slave to the laugh.… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
“I can't swim, Damin.' 'Come on! You don't balk at riding dragons.' ...R'shiel decided she didn't have time to be squeamish. She… — Jennifer Fallon Copy Share Image
“She wondered, ever so hopefully, if among these men she would find her holy grail – what she'd been saving herself for… — Cari Silverwood Copy Share Image
I'm capable offstage of having some dark, twisted thoughts but the kind of things I like to do onstage are just more… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
“Much like the kākāpō who waddles up a hill, digs a hole and bellows into it to attract a mate, billionaires may… — Natalie Kyriacou Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I'm not sure why… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
That's why when I send a postcard I quiz people. "Hey, did you get that postcard?" "Yeah, yeah yeah." "Well what'd I… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy, I really do. It was perhaps my first love. And I think, as an actor, you're young and… — Rafe Spall Copy Share Image
“Anyway, zis is Austria. Now somesing else funny! Ze Austrians do not call it 'Austria.' Zey call it O-s-t-e-r-r-e-i-c-h!" and the professor… — Bertrand R. Brinley Copy Share Image
