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“Bill nodded, but he didn’t look hopeful. “The H-H-Himalayans had a rih-hi-hitual to g-get rih-rid of i-i-it, but ih-it’s pretty gruh-gruh-gruesome.” They… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
And Barry Levinson is insanely funny. I don't know if you know this, not everyone does, but he and Craig T. Nelson… — Kevin Pollak Copy Share Image
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We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Almost every comedy you see is about people making all wrong choices and making all the errors of judgement possible. Good comedy… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
I wasn't in the drama department, but I auditioned anyway and he not only cast me but also included a few sketches… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of Jonathan Winters. He's influenced everyone who's ever done improvisational comedy. You look to Jonathan Winters for inspiration.… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
I think that Chicago is the best place in the world to start comedy. I fell in love with the people there,… — Megan Stalter Copy Share Image
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When you do a movie as opposed to a TV show, it's always tempting to think everything has to be big and… — Armando Iannucci Copy Share Image
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“...Our conversation with the supermarket manager had been about as helpful as a New Jersey road sign, and if you've ever been… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
We are fans of Mozart and Beethoven, as well 'South Park' and Borat. We believe that we can attract many people who… — Aleksey Igudesman Copy Share Image
“Hardy! Hardy —” He had come for me. I nearly lost it then. In the wild torrent of relief and gratitude, there… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal. Some of… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“I think it would be best if, when you’re having suicidal thoughts of stabbing yourself, that you try to think of rainbows… — Sage Steadman Copy Share Image
“In life there are heads and there are tails however when one starts to excrete thoughts out of the latter and proceed… — Ryan Cayne Copy Share Image
“There were three of them, three police cars left askew across the road in a way that transcended mere parking. It sent… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
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“[Will Turner] "You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement." [Captain Jack Sparrow] "...that's not much incentive for me to… — Ted Elliot and Terry Rossio Copy Share Image
The health benefits, both mental and physical, of humor are well documented. A good laugh can diffuse tension, relieve stress, and release… — Cherie Carter-Scott Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I… — J. J. Abrams Copy Share Image
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So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
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