“We have to be rid of all paradigms, I mean all, and go to that place where all paradigms dissolve. That’s what… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“ I’m hungry as a church mouse, Hope. Do you have anything to eat? Hope looked down at His Whiskery Lordship swishing… — Lyn Key Copy Share Image
Sometimes a scene may be about one thing, and it may end up still being about that, but the emotionality of it… — Kyle Chandler Copy Share Image
Comics know that they do best. They might not be best to rewrite to another person's comedy, but they know what is… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'll tell you one thing... no doubt about it, my favorite kind of comedy is talking head comedy. I mean, if it… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
“Being productive. Ugh. It's such a human concept. It implies you have limited time (LOL) and have to work hard to make… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“ Peter! Were you looking for a horse-shoe?" "No; I was expecting the horse, but the shoe is a piece of pure,… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
“Oh my God, not only is he older than the Grand Canyon, but he’s like the pope and the Fae King and… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“I have a dark sense of humor,' Fanny explained. 'What's that supposed to mean?' asked Honor. 'It means I'm funny once you… — Allegra Goodman Copy Share Image
My relationship with my wife is fraught with all of the problems that any couples face, but there is a sense of… — Joe Swanberg Copy Share Image
“He rolled his eyes at Suren. He couldn’t stand the sound of that sow’s voice. Hearing her say his name was especially… — Aaron Overfield Copy Share Image
“She drowned all of the catnip mice in Nike's water bowl and I had to take them away after he began drinking… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“People don't talk like this, theytalklikethis. Syllables, words, sentences run together like a watercolor left in the rain. To understand what anyone… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
In the process of looking for comedy, you have to be deeply honest. And in doing that, you'll find out here's the… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“There comes a point when careful argumentation fails, a time when we are "casting pearls before swine." As Proverbs tells us: "Don't… — Douglas M. Jones III Copy Share Image
“To save our friends’ nerves, I suggest we meet on a plane of brutal courtesy. It need not interfere with our mutual… — Dorothy Dunnett Copy Share Image
I think being an outsider in general always helps you in comedy. I think it helps to have an outsider's eye. And… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
"Entertainers Of Faith," funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn't ashamed of his Catholicism. He's seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that's all people know how to do when they're… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things… — Heather McDonald Copy Share Image
It's the idea that we as people can control our own destinies. The government and the corporations, more even than the government,… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
“So what's the plan?” Ben asked. “Go inside. Look around. Improvise.” “Brilliant." Hi stroked his chin. “Quick question: Is having no plan… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“Esmeralda?” Scarlett turned to the witch next. “Don’t you want to do magic, again?” “Of course I do! It’s the only thing… — Cassandra Gannon Copy Share Image
“. Despite the considerable horror they had felt when the SA men were bellowing crude anti-Semitic slogans, in retrospect the joke-tellers were… — Rudolph Herzog Copy Share Image
“Apropos of Eskimo, I once heard a missionary describe the extraordinary difficulty he had found in translating the Bible into Eskimo. It… — Frederick Hamilton Copy Share Image
And writing comedy and it really taught me how to kind of like craft jokes, it sounds like weird but really focus… — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
I like comedy, but I like comedy as a device in drama. It's more interesting for me to use comedy to seduce… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
Janet Mock's honest and sometimes searing journey is a rare and important look into la vida liminal, one that she manages to… — Raquel Cepeda Copy Share Image
Confident people, who understand comedy, improvise so much better than people who are scared. You can't be scared to improvise. You have… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
“There they were, the movers and shakers of Benjamin Franklin Hight - the sports stars, the cheerleaders, the good, the great, the… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“Elliot was trying to teach himself trollish via a two-hundred-year-old book by a man who’d had a traumatic break-up with a troll.… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
I like comedy but I guess I don't think [my art] is that funny, either. It's too dark and a bit weird… — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
“Futures can and do change, something as simple as you're supposed to turn right down a street one day... In your bones… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“What do you want?" Jake asked. "Nothing. Can't I sit down for a chat with someone I once shared an egg with?"… — Kat Attalla Copy Share Image
“Logan: I don't care who you are or what you've done. Just tell me why you want to leave. Are you in… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I joined a campus competition, as I felt I could do comedy, and I won. Then I started doing standup gigs in… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
“You can go back to blacksmithing in Hintindar and live a quiet happy life. Do me a favor and marry some pretty… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
“Catholic gossip and folklore, as one might term it, contributed to this demonizing legend around the conflict with the Protestants. At Geila… — Euan Cameron Copy Share Image
“...I could feel her burrowing into my heart. I didn't know if the burrowing was like a kitten cuddling up to its… — Jason Porter Copy Share Image