I still make videos in my bedroom by choice because that's the feel of my comedy, but the opportunity to make longer… — Lilly Singh Copy Share Image
“I review books." "Do you get paid for them?" I laughed out loud at that. "No, not at all." Daemon seemed confused… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations, their obligations as teachers. We want them to know… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
In comedy, I often see so many weird race jokes, and it's like, there is no racial diversity in your show to… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
“People have many cruel expectations from writers. People expect novelists to live on a hill with three kids and a spouse, people… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity -… — Hank Ketcham Copy Share Image
“Well, it just goes to show you,” the inventor said as he flipped through the pages of notes and ideas, “It is… — Joseph Lallo Copy Share Image
“now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
In college I was one of six males who auditioned for five male roles in a comedy play. I was the one… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Then everything is clear," Reynold said, looking around triumphantly at the crowd. "Jacques Cherbourg did not drown, he survived. He went to… — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.… — Warren Hutcherson Copy Share Image
“Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment -- I need to see how they dance.' 'Okay.' She… — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
“If a pretty picture and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you you probably have one of those really… — Demotivator Copy Share Image
“If you decide to war with us, you will fail and suffer an eternity of misery,” he informed, his tone steady and… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
“Aaron’s eyes widened. “That’s Lexi?” he asked. Kyran turned to him with a frown. “Yeah. Why?” “Nothing,” Aaron said. “It’s just...when I… — S.F. Mazhar Copy Share Image
“Yes, the saint was underrated quite a bit, then, mostly by people who didn’t like things that were ineffable… …a lot of… — Donald Barthelme Copy Share Image
You start out with Mad magazine, and you go right through the sort of black humor of Lenny Bruce, Lord Buckley, Mort… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“The things you can't do will always outnumber the things you can do, and it doesn't matter. The secret of life is… — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
“Finnik?” I say. “Maybe some pants?” He looks down at his legs as if noticing them for the first time. Then he whips… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
The aim of life is some way of living, as flexible and gentle as human nature; so that ambition may stoop to… — George Santayana Copy Share Image
I distrust all dead and mechanical formulas for expressing anything connected with human affairs and human personalities. Putting human affairs in exact… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don't really think of myself as 'writing humor.' I'm simply reporting on the world I… — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
“Ouch," he said. "Move your foot." "No." "Go away." "Glad to see you, too." "What are you doing here?" I asked. "You… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“What strengthen the bonds between the children and their parents is spreading the fun and humor during family gatherings and times, and… — Maryam Abdullah Alnaymi Copy Share Image
Yes, I was hired by Universal because they needed a comedy director. They had seen Scandal and liked it. I saw an… — Douglas Sirk Copy Share Image
By way of personal instinct, I have an inherent distaste for grandiose rhetorical statements, which don't have any substantive dimension to them — Kevin Rudd Copy Share Image
An atmosphere of trust, love, and humor can nourish extraordinary human capacity. One key is authenticity: parents acting as people, not as… — Marilyn Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I rolled my eyes as the elevator door opened. 'I was thinking more along the lines of Tick and Tock. You know… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
I am kinder to my body. I don't try to prove anything to myself or others. I keep thinking about the need… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
“Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right… — Rachel Hill Copy Share Image
“But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And it’s pretty easy. To wit: establish from the… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
“If he sees you in this apartment he will seriously murder you and then break up with me. And I really, really… — Trevion Burns Copy Share Image
“See something you like?" Miller tensed, going tight as a guitar string. "No, but God...Have you ever seen a dick that big… — Amanda Young Copy Share Image
“Where do rumors come from, Sir Kofa?" i was truly curious to know the answer. "Where don't they come from? I suppose… — Max Frei Copy Share Image
So much comedy comes out of an earnest, deeply rooted need for one thing or another, trying to get it and caring… — Jeremy Sisto Copy Share Image
Once I found out there were places that people went to congregate and that there were schools to practice the craft of… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
In order to avoid sentimentality and to be able to write the screenplay with the kind of humor and irony necessary to… — Hirokazu Koreeda Copy Share Image
I just want to continue to do comedy. Comedy, I'm discovering, is my niche. It's what I'm born to do, so I… — Brandy Norwood Copy Share Image
