Jewish introspection and Jewish humor is a way of surviving . . . if you're not handsome and you're not athletic and… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
“Got here half an hour ago and had a look, eyeballin' it," Sawyer said. "It's murder, all right. Tell you something else… — John Sandford Copy Share Image
“My Lord... what is Death like?" called the old man tremulously. "When I have investigated it fully, I will let you know,"… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Comedy naturally wears itself out - destroys the very food on which it lives; and by constantly and successfully exposing the follies… — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
“Anyone who takes on my sister," he had postured once, all puffed-out bravado, "will have to deal with ...my sister." And then… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
“If I had been born in the 1700′s, presumably children had a bigger vocabulary than I had which means I wouldn’t have… — John Branyan Copy Share Image
Comedy and tragedy are so mixed up in life, Gilbert. The only thing that haunts me is that tale of the two… — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
“Zane looked down at him and yanked away the pillow and then all the covers. "Ty, I mean it. Do not go… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
In high drama or high tragedy or anything, it's not really human unless there's some humor at the same time. And vice… — Rebecca Hall Copy Share Image
I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed. "Huh?… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
The thing that I get so often with network comedies - and, I think, some of the most brilliant people in the… — Kenya Barris Copy Share Image
“Before Gabe could react, he watched helplessly as Rachel slipped backwards and out of sight into the mountainside, a crumbling wall now… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
I always enjoy the scenes with Dennis Waterman, particularly when we're playing comedy, we're always finding stuff together and he's very immediate. — Denis Lawson Copy Share Image
“They all come in by themselves" Big Eve told her customers " & nobody is working here as a prostitute against her… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
As a kid, I was school swot, but I used to hang around the billiard halls, learning that Geordie sense of humour,… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
“What y'all ladies got to share? Hmmm, what you bitches got?" Aunt Georgia sighed and squinted at the boy. She said, "The… — Jabari Asim Copy Share Image
“It would change everything, gentlemen. It would shift the entire balance of power in Europe-maybe the world. Alexander conquered half of it.… — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
I'd like to help other comedians and when I get a little older I'd like to open up a nice comedy club… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
“Boys,” Lindsay agreed, nodding. “What doesn't get lost in translation?” “Things with the letter X in front of them,” Rachel posited. “Like… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
“Are you going to keep her?" "Yes." "Does she know it?" "Not yet." Ramsey overheard the conversation and laughed heartily. "I assume… — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Deadpool was always one of my favorite characters because of the way he handles all kinds of situations. His style and humor… — Stefan Kapicic Copy Share Image
I've always been a comedy nerd, and 'Partners in Crime' was probably more influential for me than anything else because it was… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I'm difficult to cast. In comedy, if there's a female character, usually written by a bloke, she's either the ditsy good-looking one,… — Daisy May Cooper Copy Share Image
I try not to make social consciousness a massive part of my music or comedy because I prefer to be an entertainer… — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
“Every one seems to be scrubbing their white steps. All the houses look like tidy jails, with their outside shutters. Several have… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“We live this life by a kind of conspiracy of grace: the common assumption, or pretense, that human existence is 'good' or… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
I've always had a bawdy sense of humor. My father was a traveling salesman and he would bring jokes home. He would… — Betty White Copy Share Image
The intimate relation between humor and faith is derived from the fact that both deal with the incongruities of our existence. Laughter… — Reinhold Niebuhr Copy Share Image
“Ack! I'm blind. Old man dick alert. Cover it up. She protested with her mouth, yet her eyes remained locked on his… — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
“If I could make it better I would,” he says. In some ways it’s a stupid, obvious thing to say, but the… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“Last month she’d read that a man’s connective tissue aligned horizontally with the skin, whereas a female’s went perpendicular—which was why women… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“Rob opened the door, and a tiny kitten ran out. It stopped to sniff Rob‟s ankle and arched its back, spitting tiny… — Diane Adams Copy Share Image
I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in parts where they are looking for a good-looking guy. I want to be a weird little sidekick in… — Alexander Skarsgard Copy Share Image
![“They all come in by themselves" Big Eve told her customers " & nobody is working here as a prostitute against her will." And thus Big Eve regarded her Health Centre as an important local commodity exchange market between those who had some sex to sell & those who wanted to buy it.[MMT]” quote by Nicholas Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/999/nicholas-chong-4441_health_they-all-come-in-by-themselves-big-eve-t_2405028.jpg)
