Can human beings change? The humor, and the sadness, of remarriage comedies can be said to result from the fact that we… — Stanley Cavell Copy Share Image
“I meow now?" hissed J.Lo when she was gone. "What comes next? Do I juggle fire?" "Look, I'm sorry, but it's good… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“...it was another year or two before I discovered that drat and draft were different words. During that same period I remember… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“She was walking toward the beauty shop when Shay came out the door moving fast. The first thing Jill noticed was Shay’s… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“Turn left in two hundred feet ” the computerized voice said in a cheery voice. “There is no turn in two hundred… — Jenn Bennett Copy Share Image
Strange when you come to think of it, that of all countless folk who have lived on this planet, not one is… — Max Beerbohm Copy Share Image
A story, in which native humour reigns, Is often useful, always entertains; A graver fact, enlisted on your side, May furnish illustration,… — William Cowper Copy Share Image
There's a combination of things [to survive the road trip]. Humor would be key. If everyone has relatively the same sense of… — Brendan Benson Copy Share Image
I'm more than ever of the opinion that a decent human existence is possible today only on the fringes of society, where… — Hannah Arendt Copy Share Image
One of the things that I really admire about the Marvel motion pictures is that, in one year, 'Captain America: The Winter… — Jeph Loeb Copy Share Image
I'm a prankster with a Monty Python sense of humor that somehow gets misrepresented in those tacky supermarket publications as bratty, snotty,… — Catherine Oxenberg Copy Share Image
The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just… — Heath Ledger Copy Share Image
“Hell, we my end up killing each other over something stupid next week. It's a possibility. But all I do know is… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Then they took us to the birthing suite, which I call the electronic bullshit room because it's full of all sorts of… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Crazy, batty Maud," Lita teased, wiping her nose across her sleeve and staring at Mally wickedly. "Ooooh, be careful, she might cut… — M.L LeGette Copy Share Image
“Dala by som čokoľvek, keby na miesto toho, aby som bola stosedemdesiatpäť centimetrov vysokou princeznou s plochou hrudou, som mohla byť stošesťdesiaťpäť… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
When you start doing comedy, you think to yourself, "I want to be a headliner." And you become a headliner, and you're… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
“Pantycount for the evening is: 10 thongs, 2 boy shorts, 3 bikini briefs, 1 pair boxer shorts (represent!). There’s also something we… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“THE NEXT DAY WAS RAIN-SOAKED and smelled of thick sweet caramel, warm coconut and ginger. A nearby bakery fanned its daily offerings.… — Brandi L. Bates Copy Share Image
“Olivia dared not ask, but she had to know. It seemed unlikely her husband could have made a worse choice than Jack… — Lorraine Heath Copy Share Image
Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I grew up with SpongeBob - it came out in 1999, right before I turned 7. So it's been a part of… — Ethan Slater Copy Share Image
“Ridcully sighed. 'All right, you fellows,' he said. 'No magic at Table, you know the rules. Who's playing silly buggers?' The other… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I don't think one gets to choose the kind of comedy he/she does. I may not talk about Rahul Gandhi's take on… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
“Writing a book with completely fictitious characters is like running a democracy, centered around a capital state. You constantly live with the… — Shomprakash Sinha Roy Copy Share Image
“The chef turned back to the housekeeper. “Why is there doubt about the relations between Monsieur and Madame Rutledge?” The sheets,” she… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Spending all my remaining money on a ticket to Florence was rendered needlessly complicated by the fact that none of the ticket-sellers… — Clive James Copy Share Image
“Heartache often drives us to consume things we wouldn't otherwise, such as an entire pint of Caramel Pecan Perfection high-fat ice cream,… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
I can't speak for the Jewish population, but I attribute my sense of humor to the tragic moments of my life. The… — Jinkx Monsoon Copy Share Image
Lavatorial humour is just not my cup of tea. But, having said that, I'm really of the mind that comedy is so… — Ruth Jones Copy Share Image
Chuck Lorre and everyone else on 'Mom' did such a great job of balancing that line that rides tragedy and comedy. They… — Emily Osment Copy Share Image
“In Poetry class, Professor Sappho teaches us how to compose love ballads. She's a swell teacher and all but I'm not sure… — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
Micro humor is a joke that's contained in the writing: it's a punch line, it's a turn of phrase, it's something that… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
“Until then, I would pretend my ankle was made of steel, like some kind of bionic joint, and that I could feel… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“Now, there is a tendency at a point like this to look over one’s shoulder at the cover artist and start going… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The smell of burning firewood and the molding of organic, earthy substances reminded her of jumping wildly into the enormous leaf piles… — Abby Slovin Copy Share Image
I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
At Columbus Circle, a juggler wearing a trench cloak and top hat, who is usually at this location afternoons and who calls… — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
“Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
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