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Growing up, I was the weird, theatrical kid who always tried to make people be in my plays. I've always loved comedy,… — Wendi McLendon-Covey Copy Share Image
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I think you can write very good comedy without a partner, but what I love about it, working with a partner, is… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
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I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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