You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off… — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share Image
“Its a flash drive." When his only answer was a blank stare, I continued. "It holds information from a computer." He took… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
I did the 'Bionic Woman,' which of course had a lot of humor in it, and that was really a function of… — Lindsay Wagner Copy Share Image
I will never forget someone bringing up my mixtape and just trying to convince me on the spot that I should leave… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us… — Robert Patrick Copy Share Image
“Through some happy accident of heredity he had escaped his father's tediousness, while retaining a little of his mother's jolly high spirits… — William Styron Copy Share Image
When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
It wouldn't be nearly as much fun if everyone walked a mile in my shoes. There'd be like arms and legs, peckers… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it ... what you wish in your secret heart… — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
“Seconds later, the female security officer grabbed a pair of my father's shorts from the top of the duffel bag, and emptied… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Comedy is actually very hard. It's hard to choose those moments and know when you can really push it, and know when… — Gerard Butler Copy Share Image
“Knees suddenly weak, she reached for his forearms to stabilize herself. “You came for me.” He beamed, looking for all the world… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“Some of my scientific friends and colleagues confess that they cannot for the life of them see why I don't abandon ship… — Daniel Dennett Copy Share Image
“Why is it that churches and religions and that whole gang behave as if they have got the whole God knowledge down.… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... in it, I tried to sell a squirrel a deposit box to store his… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
“I was too hard to decide just what she hated most about [Kyleren]. There were so many thing. She hated his humor.… — Amanda Gerry Copy Share Image
Sometimes, comedy feels like the kid brother of drama, trying to get attention by being the class jokester. But it's actually really… — Christopher Miller Copy Share Image
I have no idea how it got so big. I was just trying to find something to do while I was living… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
“Cand nu aveam de munca, preferam sa dorm cat de mult puteam - undeva intre dousprezece si paisprezece ore mi se parea… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“How is it?" I ask as we stroll towards the dressing rooms. "Working at the playground. That must be fun." "Sure, they're… — Abby McDonald Copy Share Image
Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand… — Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh Copy Share Image
When a novelist manages to describe or evoke something you thought or felt, without realizing that other people also found themselves in… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
I think a joke is a form of truth-telling. A good joke that's absurd contains elements of our daily darkness and also… — Colson Whitehead Copy Share Image
“Damn, Ian was already there. I braced myself as he came out from behind the RV. He sniffed, his nose wrinkling. Then… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I was very young, and I kind of decided I wanted to do comedy. My parents were musicians, so we traveled on… — Trevor Moore Copy Share Image
So, what I am learning to do is (to) learn each of their personalities - to study them, to learn how their… — Alex Kendrick Copy Share Image
“He had taken the precaution of closing the inside shutters of the only window, and his staff, though it leaned lightly on… — John Bellairs Copy Share Image
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Basically I'm a very serious person, but I think the form it takes with me is comedy. I see the amusing side… — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
“But interviews with [Margaret Dumont] reveal her to have been a perceptive and talented comic actress. “Many a comedian’s lines have been… — Eve Golden Copy Share Image
“And let us tranquilize ourselves by making a compact. Next time (with a view to our peace of mind) we'll commit the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Petulia's expression didn't change for a while. Then she said: 'So it WAS a fairy, then?' 'Well, yes. Technically.' The round pink… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Magoo's appeal lies in our hostility toward an older generation. But he's not only nearsighted physically. His mind is selective of what… — Jim Backus Copy Share Image
Social laughter is momentary, soon burns itself out and passes away like the fire and smokes of straw, but genius shakes the… — Boris Sidis Copy Share Image
“I was eating a steak at a local restaurant last night, when a random woman said: "Y'know, you'd be much better off… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“When you say gorgeous,” Jen started, “are we talking Brad Pitt boyish good looks, or Johnny Depp make ya want to slap… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
I try to make my daughter laugh often. I try to do lots of playdates and be part of her life. It's… — Lenny Henry Copy Share Image
“Let me Guess-you lost the coin toss with Dell, which left you stuck with me. Only you don't know how to tell… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“There is never a moment where I find Trump persuasive. When I look at him I see a man without any inner… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
![“I was too hard to decide just what she hated most about [Kyleren]. There were so many thing. She hated his humor. It attacked her without fear. She hated the way he laughed. It was too irresponsible. She hated his smile. Full of confidence, it displayed too much self-assurance. She especially…” quote by Amanda Gerry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b79/amanda-gerry-99954_clarity-of-mind_i-was-too-hard-to-decide-just-what-she-h_1329668.jpg)
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