“But before any of the small appliances who may be listening to this tale should begin to think that they might do… — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
If people work together, if they can keep a cooperative spirit and use their ingenuity and balance it all with good humor… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
“She is a famous artists' model who claims to have been christened Topaz - even if this is true there is no… — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
“The sleds accelerated quickly as they glided effortlessly over the smooth ice. We had never before experienced such a quick, easy slide.… — Daniel Boerman Copy Share Image
A lot of people end up being comedians because, well really, they're just Chandler Bing at heart. We mask our emotions with… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
“I love your sense of humor and the fact you never ate grits before. There’s so much I love about you that… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
All my jobs have been with food in one way or another since 1948. My parents were in the hotel business, and… — Graham Kerr Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When I get a cold sore, I put Carmex on it, because Carmex is supposed to alleviate cold sores. I don't know… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I drink Peet's Coffee, and they're a very authentic company. They don't try to be something that they're not, and I think… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I'm sure there are people who survive tragedy without humor, but I've never met any of them. Nor would I be particularly… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
In the office, I actually act quite demented the whole day. Like Monty Python. That's my favorite kind of humor. My assistants… — Italo Zucchelli Copy Share Image
“When Renee and I talked about it years later, we agreed on one point: We were insane. Renee always said, "If any… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
I remember like that scene with Pharrell where they're at the music video shoot, we have this on camera actually, Pharrell's confused… — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
If you haven't got a sense of humor you're making your life a hundred times harder. It doesn't matter what happens to… — Jack Bruce Copy Share Image
These guys Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer and Bernie Mac claim they're the Kings of Comedy. They may be funny, but… — Rudy Ray Moore Copy Share Image
In building a management team, I look for integrity, loyalty, vision, and a willingness to think outside of the box, and challenge… — Shari Redstone Copy Share Image
“It made him feel like less of a man. And given how much less of a man he’d felt the past several… — Heidi Betts Copy Share Image
“Hermes's eyes twinkled. "Martha, may I have the first package, please?" Martha opened her mouth ... and kept opening it until it… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Evelyn was followed in by a sour-faced woman with long, glamorous dark hair and a stern-looking gentleman in a tuxedo who looked… — Kristopher Jansma Copy Share Image
“If anyone had appeared in just a pair of boxer shorts or swimming trunks, the womenfolk would have had "an attack of… — Philip Ardagh Copy Share Image
“I had the dictionary at my elbow. Every now and then I would flip a page, find a large incomprehensible word and… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Community is extremely intimate. When we talk about humor, I love that you know when you're home because there is laughter in… — Terry Tempest Williams Copy Share Image
I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until… — Linda Ellerbee Copy Share Image
I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“When I was a boy, I would read those postcards and know exactly why my father was doing what he was doing:… — Brock Clarke Copy Share Image
“Consanguinity has never seemed to be one of your prerequisites for plain speaking.” “Touché,” she returned, giving him a single nod of… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Citizen N°1: Look! Citizen N°2: up in the SKY! It's... who IS that? Ion (Kyle Rayner): See? Get some new clothes and… — Ron Marz Copy Share Image
My uncle Shawn used to stay with us when we were really young, and I used to come downstairs and see him… — Damon Wayans, Jr Copy Share Image
“Never being a person satisfied to create a small disaster when I could just as easily create a catastrophe, I realized I… — Ron Luciano Copy Share Image
My father was very athletic. He was a life-of-the-party kind of guy - walked into the room and there was a presence… — Jim Nantz Copy Share Image
I'm a funny guy. I love to laugh. I love to have a good time. You'll never see me down or, before… — Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Copy Share Image
“I was rolling the dead warrior over to steal his cloak, too, knowing it would be far too large on me, when… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“She had turned away and was watching a duck out on the lake. It was tucking into weeds, a thing I've never… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Mom’s a hypochondriac, too, so the best part was that every week she would get the disease that the medical shows were… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“People, heed my warning: That stuff is Specials Olympics in a pint glass. You think they are harmless and not very strong,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
If you're in the writer's room, in any writer's room in the world, before you pitch a joke or suggest an idea,… — Philip Rosenthal Copy Share Image
“Amy let him lead her to the dance area. She gasped when he immediately tugged her body against his. Clearly Erik had… — Ana Blaze Copy Share Image
And yet, people still turn to Jesus. You will notice though that the kind of people who turn to Jesus tend to… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“No sight so sad as that of a naughty child," he began, "especially a naughty little girl. Do you know where the… — Charlotte Brontë Copy Share Image
