I have a romantic comedy I'd love to make, but I can't get the money for it. It's hard to get people… — Ti West Copy Share Image
I?m lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
I never feel comfortable! I'm always anxious. I'm always all over the board. That said, I like doing comedy because it's easy… — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
“Twain please!" Peck blubbered. "It was never personal. It was just business!" "Oh Peck, do you think I'm mad at you? I"m… — Arthur Daigle Copy Share Image
The car is absolutely central to our approach. Everything we do begins with the automobile, whether it's old, new, bizarre, weird, strange,… — Chris Harris Copy Share Image
“The story goes that the vicar looked up to see them bounding towards him down the aisle. "Oh Lord," he prayed in… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
When I was younger, when I was a teenager, the work was more satirical and funny and cartoony. And part of it… — Eric Drooker Copy Share Image
I may be more passionate about my comedy because that's the one place where I feel comfortable - because I'm in the… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
Good wine makes good blood, good blood causeth good humors, good humors cause good thoughts, good thoughts bring forth good works, good… — James Howell Copy Share Image
I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of… — Topher Grace Copy Share Image
When I started watching comedy there was a lot of negativity about women; a lot of comics were spewing out aggressive, violent… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
My childhood would be bland without your nurture, love and care. My teenage days would be boring without your advice, pampering and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
“The first glance at the pillow showed me a repulsive sentinel perched upon each end of it--cockroaches as large as peach leaves--fellows… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Huh, I thought that a woman was bad luck on a ship." Ben looked at Emma. "Well, Emma's not really a woman,… — Rachel Anne Hemsley Copy Share Image
“You can't make me do anything. I'm an adult. And I'm much stronger than you." "Upper body strength isn't everything; I have… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
My sense of humor doesn't translate well into print, some of the things I say can be offensive or found offensive even… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
“This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places... You know when you order french fries and there's… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“He touched me. We kissed and we held hands sometimes. It was proper. Do you think I should have been with him… — Ellen O'Connell Copy Share Image
“To make a current example, the world can find human interest in the death and the love affairs and the pallid addiction… — John Albert Macy Copy Share Image
“Back to my apartment? The FBI is there just waiting to slap handcuffs on me." "Well then I guess you shouldn't have… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“The four seasons in Australia consist of "fuck it's hot," "Can you believe how fucking hot it is?", "I won't be in… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“You know what Forrest had the nerve to do?” “Son of a bitch has the nerve to do damn near anything. That's… — Harry Turtledove Copy Share Image
What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out.… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
'The Whole Nine Yards' I liked right away. It was kind of a dark comedy at first. And just the idea of… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
“Procuring the house in Ballister was a desperate bid for respect, for recognition, the ultimate gesture (or sacrifice, as it turned out)… — Ted Gargiulo Copy Share Image
Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
We will be looking at things like the confluence of a scene, and we still have all these creative decisions to make.… — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
“I then swept the crumbs into my palm and opened one of the empty drawers and poured them in. I was working… — Colin Bateman Copy Share Image
“I used to have pink hair," I told Seven. "I used to have a real job," he answered. "What happened?" He shrugged.… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
It bothers me when people say 'shock comic' or 'gross-out' because that was only one type of comedy I did. There was… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
“The prince enjoyed unusually good health even among princes; both by gymnastic exercises and by taking good care of his body he… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
“This country," said Eliot, "had tremendous research projects devoted to fighting odors. They were supported by individual contributions given to mothers who… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“I mean, it's just sex. It's simple biology, right? You build up tension and stress-- you need to open a valve somewhere… — Louisa Edwards Copy Share Image
People have said to me for a long time, "Man you're funny." I say, "Well, I'm quick," but being funny on purpose,… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
Using no control and using humor will build a relationship and make a dent to where the client puts the counselor in… — William Glasser Copy Share Image
“Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Rei glanced over at me and nodded. “Exactly, Dieter. Just avoid having the cattle and keep walking.” I cleared my throat. “A… — B. Justin Shier Copy Share Image
