I am primarily a comedian. Sometimes I also do comedy about my cats. Now unless you find metaphors in cats, there is… — Varun Grover Copy Share Image
I gave myself three years and I said no matter what happens in those three years, I'm not going to stop comedy… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
Comedy is the most difficult. Comic timing is something which you either have it in you, or you don't. You have to… — Deepika Padukone Copy Share Image
“Life had a twisted and weird sense of humor. It makes you yearn for things, makes you fall in love, but it’s… — Pamela Ann Copy Share Image
A comedy isn't about being funny," said Mrs. Baker. "We talked about this before." "A comedy is about character who dare to… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
“Your last letter made me laugh so much, Em, but you should still get out of there because while it's good for… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
“As a writer, you must truly possess a love for words." "Yes, that's right," I agreed. "I've noticed that some authors favor… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“The roar of the crowd began to grow. He heard them harmoniously stomping their feet in a rhythm that cried out for… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
“Adrian, we hashed this out! Everything's gone perfectly until now. Why would you even think about deviating from the plan?' 'Um, because… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Kinsley, I'v never liked any girl more than I like M&Ms." "Am I getting close?" I joked. "I'd say I like you… — R.S. Grey Copy Share Image
“Roger said, 'I don't know about having a shrink around all the time. Are you analyzing me right now?' Sophie rolled her… — Jennifer Lane Copy Share Image
“You better hope she doesn't say a word," Gabe warned, lifting a finger to Uri's nose. Uri grabbed the finger laughing, "What… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of comedy and beauty and heart. I think… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“Think Pickelman's our guy?' 'Maybe. Or maybe he knows who is. Or maybe he's guilty of something else.' 'Glad you could narrow… — Marcia Clark Copy Share Image
I think people were just seriously happy to find a funny woman who does comedy like a man. Because I learned how… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
“You're amazing," she whispered hoarsely. He pushed back the hair from her face. "You too." "How? All I do is let you… — Ashlyn Chase Copy Share Image
“To blame me in the past is a very future me thing to do. But what am I supposed to do, scapegoat… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Arianne had her feet up on the table, wearing a striped conductor's cap. Arriane was fixated on the game. A chocolate cigar… — lauren kate Copy Share Image
“What was that expression? It’s when you’re not looking for something that you find it. well she wasn’t about to put that… — Michele Gorman Copy Share Image
“A few seconds after he stepped out into the hallway and closed the door behind him, there was a fleshly smack and… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I have a crazy sense of humor so if someone is just trying to be rude to me, or if you can… — Jhene Aiko Copy Share Image
“Sticking one's head in the sand is a deep human impulse. Like when you feel some kind of bump or growth on… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I just heard a very funny story about somebody who died yesterday, I'm sorry to say so but it was so absurd… — Sophie Marceau Copy Share Image
No other show was as absurd as 'Crackerjack'. It had Stu Francis, who was the first person I saw on TV telling… — Paul Sinha Copy Share Image
“Calling a tongue piecing 'cosmetic' is a bit of a stretch, since you don't get one because it makes you look better.… — Josh Bazell Copy Share Image
“I was sitting in my lab, my hand spread open on the table, while the skull examined my palm. I'd worn a… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Humor is therapeutic. Even if you have no intention of ever getting up on a stage, learning how to turn negative, painful… — Judy Carter Copy Share Image
“Last week,he had become so enraged with a visiting scientist who had shown him undue pity that Kholer clambered to his feet… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
I know that if any other comedian came up to me questioning something I did or said, it would be literally settled… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“We grow up opposing our parents only to become like them enough to oppose our children who behave as we once did—a… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“...God created the world in six days. On the seventh day, he rested. On the eighth day, he started getting complaints. And… — James Scott Bell Copy Share Image
“If we are saved by grace alone, this salvation is a constant source of amazed delight. Nothing is mundane or matter-of-fact about… — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“You can have everything in the world, but if you don't have love, none of it means crap," he said promptly. "Love… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I drop my face to my hands and scrub hard. "I wish I had your boobs," I hear Sam announce and raise… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“Enjoy life, even in the most chaotic, hectic moments. Take time to breathe. Take time to consider what is important versus what… — Leigh Hershkovich Copy Share Image
“The cow-shaped cookies have a beef flavoring, the turkey-shaped cookies have a poultry flavoring, and..." Jane held up one of the cookies.… — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
“Tell me how you need us.” “I think this will be just the two of us.” But as Jon took up his… — Joey W. Hill Copy Share Image
