“A large battalion of my thoughts was marching determinedly on its way to Annoyance but it was distracted and took a wrong… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
A lot of people dont get my humor. My mom calls it dry humor. I think that means not funny, but it… — Jhiess Krieg Copy Share Image
A friend of mine was watching TV one day and he just was like, 'I bet you want to do comedy,' and… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
“If a person leads an ‘active’ life, as Wiggs had, if a person has goals, ideals, a cause to fight for, then… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Listen, here's my questions to anybody when they talk about comedy. When you are with your friends who don't judge you, what… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I think a shot can actually influence a scene in a huge way. For example, comedy is always better in a two-shot.… — Emily Blunt Copy Share Image
Pops added,you know, they say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve. And if you do, you never get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Very few conversations with Charles Dickens did not include a laugh from him. I had never met a man so given to… — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
We thought why don't we just make ourselves the marks of the show. Have our three friends turn the screws on each… — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
If we can't have comedy books written about aspects of womanhood without going into a panic attack about it, then we haven't… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“That sounds like the sin of pride, Marshal. Better run downstairs and let Miss December flog it out of you. Webcam it… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“I've learned to let my characters speak and act the way they want to! I've tried to interfere but they just get… — Shandy L. Kurth Copy Share Image
“On time for us was thirty minutes before actually started, because the half hour before the first bell was the highlight of… — John Green Copy Share Image
“A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“He lost the great big outward thing, the good- looking package, and the real parts endured. They shine through like crazy, the… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“Mothering Oxymoron: Reminding the kids to not talk with food in their mouths, yet I have food in my mouth while trying… — Mommy Moo Moo Copy Share Image
“Russell?” “Yeah! You got my back now?” Russell asks in a sour tone, looking over the railing from the tower above. “’Cuz… — Amy A. Bartol Copy Share Image
“I was jealous of [Nora] at first, because she had prettier dresses and the naturally curly hair that had been my ultimate… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“Hey. Do you want a cracker?" a velvet voice asked me. I didn't look up, I wasn't sure if he was even… — Felicia Tatum Copy Share Image
“Cas' eyes met mine over the crossbow, a forest on fire under furrowed brows. "This is your fault." Well, thanks for the… — Isabelle Crusoe Copy Share Image
I don't want comedy to be Bridesmaids 2. I'm not denigrating Bridesmaids but, enough already, let's stop pretending women are incalculably different… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
“Really? Okay, let’s roll.” I didn’t want to learn to drive in his beast of a vehicle, but I wasn’t going to… — Elle Klass Copy Share Image
“How old is he, Uncle?” “Young whipper-snapper, just twenty-three.” Twenty-three! He’d never die off. The town would vote for him and then… — Anne Garboczi Evans Copy Share Image
I have a dark sense of humor, so I definitely like to work on stuff like that. I do enjoy working in… — Fiona Gubelmann Copy Share Image
I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The interesting part about 'Iron Sky' was crowdfunding. It was financed in a very special new way. Timo Vuorensola is an amazing,… — Udo Kier Copy Share Image
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“Take my advice,” Victor said and Nate’s eyes shifted to him again, “get the girl pregnant. It worked for me with Laura.”… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
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“I, Lisa K Friedman, being of sound mind and broken foot, served him with a mock complaint: breach of the marriage contract.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Shut the front door!” Jenna exclaimed. Andrew disappeared into the foyer, and when he returned, his eyebrows were furrowed in confusion. “The… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
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![“I was jealous of [Nora] at first, because she had prettier dresses and the naturally curly hair that had been my ultimate worldly desire at that age. In fact, when our mothers initially introduced us, i had chosen to greet her by yanking on a fistful of her hair to see if it was real. Her response…” quote by Lia Habel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cc/lia-habel-3222_chp12_i-was-jealous-of-nora-at-first-because-s_1928857.jpg)
