“I'm gonna kill him," Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow. Stake him right… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
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What comedy does, for the most part, is it voices something so simplistically that people will agree with us, and then once… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
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Nor would anybody suspect. If was one thing all people took for granted, was conviction that if you feed honest figures into… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
You need to talk about sex with a sense of humor, especially because sex is a sensitive area for a lot of… — Paige Turco Copy Share Image
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I would love to play a normal human being with a little bit of a comedic bend that had a love interest.… — Reggie Lee Copy Share Image
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I suppose I grew up wishing I was an American Jew for the comedy and the one-liners...actress who does a Holocaust movie… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Maybe there's a chance to get back to grown-up films. Anything that uses humor and dramatic values to deal with human emotions… — Robert Altman Copy Share Image
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I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It's like, "Is this a funny… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
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I started in the club route. I did the alternative scene later on. When I lived in New York, I did the… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
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“...for the first time Rincewind saw the troll. It wasn’t half so bad as he had imagined. Umm, said his imagination after… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Comedy relieves you. A lot of times we think we're the only people bothered by certain things. Then you hear a comic… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Humor and laughter are not necessarily the same thing. Humor permits us to see into life from a fresh and gracious perspective.… — Joan D. Chittister Copy Share Image
I think that different pleasures work for different readers - a friend of mine won't read anything that's not a cardiovascular sort… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
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We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon… — Minna Antrim Copy Share Image
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I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
“Within sixty-minute limits or one-hundred-yard limits or the limits of a game board, we can look for perfect moments or perfect structures.… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“ This is why they say you should look before you leap. They say a lot of things. Carpe diem. Even platitudes… — Swati Avasthi Copy Share Image
When I first came to America, I went into William Morris Endeavor for a meeting and I was like, "Yeah, I'm from… — Rebel Wilson Copy Share Image
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