I don't really know. I think the first test is when you're very little and you fart, and you laugh at it… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
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It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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![“I love playing her Southern-ness. That's a really important aspect of the character, and to me, she's sort of an amalgam of a lot of different Southern women. Also, what's important about that is [her] sense of humor, and so I love finding places where I can find her sense of humor. I think that's…” quote by Connie Britton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29d/connie-britton-12410_humor_i-love-playing-her-southern-ness-that-s_700576.jpg)
![“At Murry Bergtraum [High School] if you were really funny you sat at this table at with all of the funniest dudes, the toughest, the coolest - everybody sat at that table. It was like the ghetto Algonquin Round Table. [Comedy] was my entry, my membership card.” quote by John Leguizamo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b4/john-leguizamo-3025_algonquins_at-murry-bergtraum-high-school-if-you-we_1394650.jpg)
