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![“[Hades] returned his attention to the playlist while I eased the car back on the road. His fingers flipped deftly over the screen. 'Orpheus...Dusk...Orpheus...Dusk...do you have anything on here that doesn't make people want to jump off a cliff?' ... 'I'm driving. When you learn to drive something…” quote by Kaitlin Bevis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a30/kaitlin-bevis-22564_dusk_hades-returned-his-attention-to-the-play_3231173.jpg)
![“[At Boston College] I started working on the kinds of skills that you need for comedy. It's about being creative and learning to use your gift for being able to let loose and be very unself-conscious. It took me time though before I was really able to get comfortable doing that.” quote by Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d5/amy-poehler-1084_able_at-boston-college-i-started-working-on-t_2516217.jpg)
