“You know you're in the wrong century when you farble the poor young woman at the cosmetics counter thus: "Why do they… — Tinney S. Heath Copy Share Image
I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
“Exceptional estimable, good, nice, dear people they all were but they all, unluckily, kept asking me about the new novel, and that… — Robert Walser Copy Share Image
“For this kind of commodity will not bear exportation, the flesh being of too tender a consistence to admit a long continuance… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
“What Jeremy likes about showers is the way you can stand there, surrounded by water and yet in absolutely no danger of… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
“I’m sure I have no idea what you are talking about PRINCESS.” He tilted his head and half curtseyed when he said… — B.C. Morin Copy Share Image
“Well aware that to bring the voice of sober reason to bear upon the exaggerations of agitated females was both fruitless and… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“I’ve always wondered though,” Orn mused aloud, “what does God need with a starship?” “Are you going to make that stupid quip… — Sabrina Zbasnik Copy Share Image
One is a young, pockmarked wiseacre with a smirk that won't quit, the other an aging but still gorgeous leading man with… — Joy Horowitz Copy Share Image
“Ed began explaining this Yo La Tengo thing, how he was listening to a record of theirs, on vinyl he emphasized, and… — Catherine Lacey Copy Share Image
“Arisa: "You bastard! Why don't I teach you a lesson!" Kyo: "I'd like to see you try, bitch!" Yuki: "I have a… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
“Good. While you're playing nurse to Cole, tell us another story about Jack. We need to get your tether back." … ''What… — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
I grew up in Iowa, and the improv comedy club Comedy-Sportz across the river in Illinois held auditions. They took me even… — Eric Christian Olsen Copy Share Image
“We startled some strange, long-necked shaggy creatures that had been grazing in the field, and I swear one of them spit at… — Jessica Day George Copy Share Image
Our house was a place where you were welcome to make an idiot out of yourself. Silliness was valued. My dad worked… — Ty Burrell Copy Share Image
There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“He has a name." "Oh yeah. Skulduggery isn’t it?" Fletcher responded. "That’s an unusual one. Tell me were you born a skeleton… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I’m instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but that’s when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism.… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“But there is a key to handling everything from accidentally eating a blob of poop off your hand that in the sleepless,… — Stacey Hatton Copy Share Image
“For me, boviscopophobia (=the morbid fear of being seen as bovine) is an even stronger motive than semi-agoraphobia for staying on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I didn’t make a fool out of myself.’ ” By JULIET MACUR A comedy routine broke out Monday during Venus Williams’s first-round match… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hey, it's ten in the morning!' says Person, yelling at two farmers dressed in robes in the distance. 'Don't you think you… — Evan Wright Copy Share Image
“Our interactions were confined to a nod as I settled down into my seat. A few days into our routine and we… — Josephine Myles Copy Share Image
The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
“David Greene was kind, and he had a sense of humor. He made your mother laugh.” That was all Gran could muster… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Wait, that’s your idea? That’s your expert advice? You’re going to tell these novelists to just keep going? You’re going to tell… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
“Haven't you ever heard people say just be yourself? That’s terrible advice! What if a man was a drunken, illiterate bigot? Being… — Arthur Daigle Copy Share Image
And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has a pack in his back, my answer… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Solus walked over to the young brown-haired man and grabbed him by the front of his shirt, ignoring the look of panic… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Like most humans, I am hungry...our three basic needs, for food and security and love, are so mixed and mingled and entwined… — M.F.K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Most of the time, my favorite drama has comedy in it as well. I think most good dramas have comedy in there.… — Adam Brody Copy Share Image
“Ok, this farmer is driving down the road in his truck and he comes to a state cop in the middle of… — Robert Wintner Copy Share Image
Fly-fishing may be a very pleasant amusement; but angling or float fishing I can only compare to a stick and a string,… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
And finally, and most importantly, the next time we go to war, don't give a specific reason for the war that the… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Comedy is drama. I think that if your characters are feeling something that is very real, then they have to respond in… — Jason Robert Brown Copy Share Image
Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Japanese horror films take the business of being frightening seriously. There is no attempt at postmodernism or humour. They are incredibly melancholy,… — Jane Goldman Copy Share Image
“Hot Sauce54: Demonstrating that psychologists have a wonderful sense of humor, this paradigm consists in measuring how much hot chili sauce the… — Xavier Lastra Copy Share Image
“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I… — E.B. White Copy Share Image
I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
