I certainly know guys in comedy, I know some actors, and I definitely know some musicians, who have survived to a certain… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“Mia: I was sixteen when I first realized my mom was more concerned about my appearance than I was… I’ll be talking… — Claire/Mia Fontaine Copy Share Image
I think American guys tend to be a bit more forward, a bit more chatty and open than the Brits. The Brits… — Hayley Atwell Copy Share Image
“When the corpses of [Sir John] Franklin's officers and crew were later discovered, miles from their ships, the men were found to… — Anne Fadiman Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you something about me. I love vengeance like normal people love sunsets and long walks on the beach. I… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
Ha ha ha, I like to joke, got a sense of humor? Still face, play me short like an oompa loompa. You… — Kendrick Lamar Copy Share Image
“I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob. They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
My mom taught me the power of love. I learned to focus on the long-term big picture from my father. His sense… — Padmasree Warrior Copy Share Image
“When they ran up to him, Percy said, 'Hey,' like they were just meeting for lunch or something. 'You're alive!' Frank marveled.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“What we have here is a war—the war of matter and spirit. In the classical era, spirit was in harmony with matter.… — Giannina Braschi Copy Share Image
“Every host in Hollywood has made that mistake: “Let’s invite some comedy writers to the party! That’ll brighten things up.” Sure… till… — Robert McKee Copy Share Image
“Okay, on my first night, he tried to chat me up. You know how the story goes. ‘You have the most beautiful… — Kyra Lennon Copy Share Image
“Maybe it was easier if you knew your child was dead. It was a thought that stopped him in his tracks sometimes… — Nicole Trope Copy Share Image
I think that if you're serving yourself before you're serving a story then that's where you end up being not funny. It's… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
“Oh, come off it. That surly cunt is squirming like a snake.” “Could there be some sort of Freudian symbolism in your… — Stieg Larsson Copy Share Image
“Let's start anew. Life is goals--Purpose-Attempts--Struggle-Dreams and Accomplishmenties. It sounds confusing (my fault), but it's actually simple.” — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“Most would live into adulthood, as Patrick had. (Which meant there was quite a lot of competitiveness about it, with everybody wanting… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I liked the idea of bouncy, open-air Jeeps and I liked the outfits with all the pockets, only I didn't really want… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“The fact is that camels are far more intelligent than dolphins. They are so much brighter that they soon realised that the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“We are naked, but we think we are not; we are wrong, but think we are correct. We are misled but we… — Nilantha Ilangamuwa Copy Share Image
“Why do you joke about such things?" she snapped. He let his gaze land rather intently on hers. "When the alternative is… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
The biggest challenge [making Pineapple Express] was that we had a comedy budget. We really got excited the more we got into… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
“Frank heard the glass of water thump on the stand that he now imagined might be beside the bed, which meant it… — Thomas Alton Gardner Copy Share Image
Often it's seen as empowering if you're cleverer than the men, or more aware - then you're giving the woman a great… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does… — Alyson Hannigan Copy Share Image
People hit the sauce in a big way all winter. Amidst blizzards they wrestle unsuccessfully with the dark comedy of their lives,… — Amy Gerstler Copy Share Image
“Ow! Shit!" She yelped, dropping the wand on the floor and clapping her hand over her eye, the one into which she'd… — Kendra Leigh Castle Copy Share Image
“Is your future faery bride too ugly for you?” Rhys leaned back against the head rest and studied the seat back in… — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
“Well, excuse the hell out of me for trying to help. I heard a crash and thought someone was hurt. You could’ve… — Leah Rae Miller Copy Share Image
“That’s the first thing that strikes an American woman about Europe – that it’s unsanitary. Impossible for them to conceive of a… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Good-humor is a philosophic state of mind; it seems to say to Nature that we take her no more seriously than she… — William James Copy Share Image
“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“Baby, you keep doing that and we are going to need Giana to get her ass in here to take care of… — Sadie Grubor Copy Share Image
“There was a sort of gallery structure in the roof space which held a bed and also a bathroom which you could… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The 1930s - a Golden Age for American humor, mainly because everything else was going so badly. The wisecrack was the basic… — Wilfrid Sheed Copy Share Image
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