In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you're not being completely… — Stephen Root Copy Share Image
George Lopez has to get a physical comedy checkup every year to make sure his bulging eyes don't get out of control...… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
“ Robert Ingersoll 's character was as nearly perfect as it is possible for the character of mortal man to be... none… — Charles Spalding Thomas Copy Share Image
The dogs in our lives, the dogs we come to love and who (we fervently believe) love us in return, offer more… — Marjorie Garber Copy Share Image
“You better not be dead. This team is already overflowing with ankle spankers. I was looking forward to having more women around."… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
Linda Brewer's example is inspiring, colorful and potentially very funny. Her journey also exists firmly in the Heartland tradition of American success… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
“To Gran, “strong medicine” could be good or bad, just like the laxatives she was forever talking about. Good for makin’ the… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
Joe Barbera's s always complaining that he can't get humor into cartoons anymore. Just do it. You've got your money. Why do… — John Kricfalusi Copy Share Image
'Bunk' is a comedy game show where, each week, three of my favorite comedians compete in a series of bizarre and meaningless… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
The basis of tragedy is man's helplessness against disease, war and death; the basis of comedy is man's helplessness against vanity (the… — Dawn Powell Copy Share Image
To be intuitive, we must cultivate our sense of humor and look for reasons to laugh everywhere. We become so self-absorbed and… — Sonia Choquette Copy Share Image
Boys can essentially wee anywhere, and my very scientific theory is that this privilege leads to some of the mind-blowing confidence they… — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
There are two insults which no human being will endure: The assertion that he hasn't a sense of humor, and the doubly… — Sinclair Lewis Copy Share Image
I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
“Okay, don't get mad." She pulled out my stake --- or at least something that looked like my stake,only the hilt of… — Bree Despain Copy Share Image
“In order not to make a liar out of Henry or Katherine, one or the other, the committee men think up circumstances… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“It’s possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“So if I asked you to wear my skirt and juggle my high heels, you would?” I joked. I could only see… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way around. God… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
The world of the arts is by no means always comfortable, but neither is it likely ever to be boring. It is… — Russell Lynes Copy Share Image
One question about a joke is, how well is the strangeness of the situation resolved? At 'The New Yorker', we retain a… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
In other big cities, I can play a series of sold-out one-nighters at various comedy clubs, but Detroit's the only place in… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
“Nobody taught me to be like this. I was born this way. Since I opened my eyes to the world, I have… — Chavela Vargas Copy Share Image
I believe in putting out positivity into the world and so comedy is a job where you feel like you're making people… — Karan Soni Copy Share Image
“tea. He watched her while she made it, made it, of course, all wrong: the water not on the boil, the teapot… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
“We may not be, as we used to boast, the only ones who can deploy vocal communication for sheer pleasure and recreation,… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me, because I have railed so long against marriage:… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“He tackled a woman's baby carriage. After the seven-month-old baby skidded across the pavement and began bawling his eyes out, Bill Brady… — Jasun Ether Copy Share Image
“Does anyone else have a phone?" said Jason. Nim shook her head. "It was in my clutch at the party." "I never… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
“She deigned to asked me how ice queens reproduce. I grinned, and her mother looked horrified. “We procreate by way of ice… — Michelle Franklin Copy Share Image
“I'd love to see the Iron Jackal's face when he finds out I'm already dead," he said with half a grin. "Now… — Chris Wooding Copy Share Image
I think some people just don't know that much about comedy. It would be like a person who didn't know anything about… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Fake is not a word I like to use because there's nothing fake about what I do. It's a show, it's a… — Chris Jericho Copy Share Image
I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Many improv groups give off the same positive annoying vibe that I associate with Christian Young Life groups with shows that more… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
The Danes don't take themselves seriously at all and look for the joke in everything. Us Scots are on the same line… — Jamie Sives Copy Share Image
“I pray this new year will be greater, smooth and brings best aroma to our smelling, normal burning for toothpicks, blue colours… — oladosu feyikogbon Copy Share Image
I think the humor, when applied in the right amount, only serves to intensify the other emotions in a given song; it… — John Grant Copy Share Image
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