Laughter is wine for the soul - laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness - the hilarious declaration made… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
“These three man," Mimi said, "are suspects in a recent theft. Last night, Polly Partial received a shipment of twenty blueberry pies.… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
If you look at the exports, Sasha Baron Cohen, Simon Pegg, Ricky Gervais, all these actors are comedians arent they? But they… — Danny John-Jules Copy Share Image
“Someone knocks on the door. Laylah's eyes widen in alarm. Josiah looks like he's just been condemned to hell. "It's just my… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
“Nekhbet shrieked in alarm. I turned to see what was going on. Immediately, I wished I could burn my eyes out of… — The Throne of Fire Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
There are comedic rules and formulae and, while these tenets should be respected, especially by a newcomer, perversely you can still succeed… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
The cosmic humor is that if you desire to move mountains and you continue to purify yourself, ultimately you will arrive at… — Ram Dass Copy Share Image
For now, we assume that self-evolving robots will learn to mimic human traits, including, eventually, humor. And so, I can't wait to… — Lance Morrow Copy Share Image
Every black film feels like it's Tyler Perry, and that just needs to stop. But people seem to slowly be looking for… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
When something really affects you, it's hard to find the humor in it sometimes. There's are a lot of reasons why there… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
“How the hell did you know where I was?" Prophet demanded. Cillian said simply, "Don't bother searching your phone for chips." "Then… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
“It didn't seem like Sergeant Doakes would give up before my conversion to a beer-bellied sofa ornament was complete, and I could… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in, as Arthur Dent could testify, having been lost in both… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“James had been acting a little weird. After waking up yesterday, he'd been a little bit distant. It might just be the… — Anne Tenino Copy Share Image
Performing a play or a musical or something is obviously an incredible rush, but I don't think you get that immediate response… — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
As writers, we're always trying to connect with the audience on a visceral level. We usually do that through drama, through emotion… — Rockne S. O'Bannon Copy Share Image
Women comedy is different than men comedy. Guy comedy is very aggressive, it's about insulting each other, name-calling, and kind of busting… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Perhaps the difference between a professor and a bus driver is that the professor can say stupid things with complete authority while… — Les Back Copy Share Image
“One knows so well the popular idea of health: the English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I was in love with a lot of people, because I was a student of the game of comedy - Carol Burnett,… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Isabelle drifted over, Jace a pace behind her. She was wearing a long black dress with boots and an even longer cutaway… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“She then figured Cash would catch her. His legs were longer and even though he was standing behind the counter and she… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
All women, from the countess to the cook-maid, are put into high good humor with themselves when a man is taken with… — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
Generally speaking, cancer - not that funny of a thing. When you hear about it, you don't go, 'Oh, hilarious!'... But within… — Lennon Parham Copy Share Image
If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
“The Tragallion pack wasn't exactly welcoming them with open arms ... All in all they were an angry, weary-looking group. Jace tucked… — Sarah McCarty Copy Share Image
“Apparently, he’d killed so many family members that he must have significantly affected the Lore’s population. Doing my part for the environment.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Late the fourth evening, Many Horses visited Maiden’s lodge. At first Loretta sensed that Hunter’s father was taking measure of her, and… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“The thing about patience, I mean real patience, is that it is most needed when there is something you really want to… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“In my country, terawatt globes are reserved for police helicopter chases and warning sailors of hazardous shoals. This is despite the fact… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
I've never sat down with the intent of trying to shock or anything like that; it just so happens that the sense… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“I should need to be a herd of elephants, I thought, and a wilderness of spiders, desperately referring to the animals that… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
I do not believe the homosexual community deserves minority status. One's misbehavior does not qualify him or her for minority status. Blacks,… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
“Alessa looked at Brennus giving him a smirk. “Brennus.” “Alessa.” “Still think that you are the God’s gift to all faeries?” “Still… — B.C. Morin Copy Share Image
“You want to know a secret?" "Always." "My real name is Dave." "I see." "This doesn't seem to amuse you." "I met… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“That was the best Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson we've ever had, wasn't it?" said Ron... "He seems like a very… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Gintoki: Listen, I don’t care what you guys do around the universe. This is my sword, and anywhere it can reach is… — Hideaki Sorachi Copy Share Image
I think comedy directors tend to feel a need to justify the bad behavior, and I just never think that. I like… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
