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I wrote a show - just as a joke, actually - and called it 'Bipolar, Bath, & Beyond,' just to bring some… — Jenifer Lewis Copy Share Image
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“How she looks is watered-down. How she looks is disappearing. How she looks is erased. "Don't stress", she says. "This is just… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
'Writing' always means 'not writing' to me because I will do anything to put it off. I think this is mainly because… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Do you really think Card's tell us future?? If they do,i raised my hand to the love of god and got you..!!!… — Nikhil Copy Share Image
I think kids want the same thing from a book that adults want - a fast-paced story, characters worth caring about, humor,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
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“I'll make it pleasurable for you, Injun, he promised. And we'll do it face to face, so your wolf won't think I'm… — Charlie Richards Copy Share Image
“Doing anything for the holidays? Joe asked me. We were stopped at a traffic light that was generally acknowledged to be the… — James Siegel Copy Share Image
“It’s physically impossible to be both a dork and gay. It’s like saying you’re color blind and blind. The universe will only… — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“One day might be different from another, but there ain't much difference when they're put together. September 14, 1911: Writer and teacher… — William H. Armstrong Copy Share Image
“You know how to steer a yacht?" Mr. McIntyre asked Ian worriedly. "I was born knowing how to steer a yacht," Ian… — Margaret Peterson Haddix Copy Share Image
“Don't let your schedule rule you - just do what you gotta do - or don't do it if you don't want… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
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I liked that improv and sketch comedy were collaborative, but you really depended on other people and a stage to perform. With… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I actually very rarely see comedy myself, and although I admire the work of some comics, it does come from all over,… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The constituents of tragedy may be universally acknowledged, easily invoked and deeply felt, but the elements of comedy are, I think, more… — Paul Di Filippo Copy Share Image
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“All of our lives suck right now, okay? You might think yours is an extra special sparkly rainbow unicorn fart type of… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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“And LO and BEHOLD, I was on BOTH the six AND eleven o’clock newscasts! AND all the commercials, as well! (‘Day of… — James St. James Copy Share Image
The budget caps were busted, mightily so. And we are reviewing with people like Judd Gregg from New Hampshire and others some… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Maybe it takes longer than this to affect you as compared to him.' Ieuan was looking at the physician dubiously. 'Then I'm… — Sarah Woodbury Copy Share Image
“Cecil Graham: What is a cynic? Lord Darlington: A man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing. Cecil… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Meg gawked. “He—he really is a centaur.” “Well spotted,” I said. “I suppose the lower body of a horse is what gave… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“See? Injustice. Here we are, risking our lives to rescue Kai and this whole planet, and Adri and Pearl get to go… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
Two young actresses I admire are Emma Stone and Emma Watson, because they are intelligent, talented actresses and have a great sense… — Kara Hayward Copy Share Image
I'd love to do a romantic comedy. And perhaps, if the character was right and I had a good gut instinct, a… — Archie Panjabi Copy Share Image
Fictional comedy tells us that the writer is remarkable. Factual comedy tells us that the world is remarkable. I suppose I prefer… — Dave Gorman Copy Share Image
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