“this sentence I'm reading is terrific" i can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood. He didn't get it, though. He… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“The discussion was escalating into an argument when the Demeter head counselor offered one last suggestion. "What about this?" He held out… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“The footman burst in, announcing, 'Monsieur le Duc de ---.' 'Hold your tongue, you fool,' said the Duke as he entered the… — Stendhal Copy Share Image
I'm still fighting really hard to get any role I get. If it's comedy, I go for the laughs. And if it's… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“... there was one new metallic monstrosity stacked in one corner that she hadn’t seen the last time she was a visitor… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“So--what's it like, being a vampire?" "Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what's it like to be… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“I told myself I deserved some good luck, overlooking the fact that it would call for substantially more than luck to thrust… — Robin Wasserman Copy Share Image
Why are men impersonating women funny while women impersonating men are not? It is a matter of gravity. A heavy thing trying… — Arlene Croce Copy Share Image
“Whenever one would see a little filly that caught his eye, he would look at her and simply say one word that… — Sable Hunter Copy Share Image
“Remind me again why I put up with you?" ''Cause you sold me your soul for five bucks, and now you must… — Bethany Frenette Copy Share Image
“Meyer is a vegetarian who practices yoga, and in 2005 he cowrote Earth to America, a TBS special that utilized comedy as… — Adam M. Grant Copy Share Image
“(The subject of Peter Gallagher’s eyebrows, I realize, is a digression away from the Oneida Community, and yet, I do feel compelled,… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their newborn son Wrigley. Wrigley… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Gus leaned back in his chair, appearing satisfied. "Good," he said. "Cause Maggie's all the nightmare I can take." I smiled. "Gus,… — Jessica Shirvington Copy Share Image
I actually don't subscribe to the notion that comedy is easier than drama. When you're trying to be funny and you're not… — Tom Hollander Copy Share Image
The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
It's just a lovely way to do comedy, where you have the freedom to try stuff, but then you also have a… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
We just found out my little brother has a peanut allergy, which is very serious I know. But still I feel like… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“I'm serious. She asked me what my greatest strength was. I said getting along with people." "That's not bad," I admitted. "Then… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. We were in your old Civic. Nine Inch Nails was turned up on the… — Crystal Hudson Copy Share Image
“The only ironic thing about that song is that it's called 'Ironic' and it is written by a woman who doesn't know… — Ed Byrne Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of gallows humor. When my aunt passed away, she was in a coma for a day before my… — Amanda Peet Copy Share Image
I genuinely liked all of the cast members very much. Steve had a wicked sense of humor. I remember Russell coming to… — Madeleine Stowe Copy Share Image
“It was the first day in the life of the new lean and mean Peabody. An hour later, she lay on the… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
Disney Resort and World and Compound, a place where your dreams really do come true, if you dream about having people wearing… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I really try to have fun. If I don't have fun, you won't have fun. That's what my gift is: to relieve… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
“Thor spake: "In a single breast I never have seen More wealth of wisdom old; But with treacherous wiles must I now… — Henry Adams Bellows (trans Copy Share Image
“The waited stopped by and Nathan order a cup of coffee. "No cake?" I asked, surprised. He patted his flat stomach. "Trying… — Elicia Hyder Copy Share Image
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“I dont suppose i can wear my flamingo tie" "it's a bit festive,given the occastion" "Cant wear it to the opera","Cant wear… — John Green Copy Share Image
“A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier,… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I personally have dealt with any adversity in my life with humor. That's why I told America to 'Read my hips!' on… — Marlee Matlin Copy Share Image
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
First and foremost when you're doing comedy, you gotta be relevant and applicable to the times that you're living in. When you… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
“There were no footmarks.' 'Meaning that you saw none?' 'I assure you, sir, that there were none.' 'My good Hopkins, I have… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Stop lying to me about your pancake mix. The back of the box says 1 1/2 cups makes ten to… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“The books he and his supporters wanted out of the schools, one of mine among them, were not pornographic, although he would… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“You ever flown something before?" (Christopher) "I hold the highest score at A.S.U. for Star Wars: Starfighter." (Kitty) "I know, beyond a… — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
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