All the genres are so blended nowadays. There are lots of comedies out there that are more realistic than dramas, and some… — Madeline Zima Copy Share Image
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The Comedy of Emasculation that Judd Apatow and his disciples have made into a separate economy was invented by the Farrelly brothers,… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
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As soon as you start to talk about your own mannerisms, you are screwed. Because if you are aware of your own… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
There's a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day, six days a week. I like those… — Tom Berenger Copy Share Image
I get a lot of dramas, but I'd like to do a romantic comedy type of movie; that'd be a nice step… — Serinda Swan Copy Share Image
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Some are short and sweet. Some are long and hard. But this time, I want one that is long, stimulating, and full… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
I was on a tour of a Restoration comedy in 1996, and in Moscow we stayed at the Metropole hotel, off Red… — Nicola Walker Copy Share Image
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I like whimsy and satire, and that's what Americans like so much about Brits. We bring subtlety and sense of humor that… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
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God: Hey, Rock! It's me, God! Rock: God? How do I know you're really God? God: I could tell you, but then… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“[Kirk] paced back toward his command chair, all eyes on him. "He must have a weakness." "Certainly," Chekov said. "Is he not… — Dave Galanter Copy Share Image
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Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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