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I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
If I see my films described as 'quirky' or, even worse, 'snarky' one more time, I'm going to probably seriously consider an… — Terry Zwigoff Copy Share Image
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A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
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“Lula," I said, "do you ever think about getting married?" I guess I do. Doesn't everybody?" You have to let your husband… — Jacqueline Kelly Copy Share Image
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The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“I can.” He rent his dark tresses, Resulting in messes, Thus prompting his L.I. to flee till, she reached the end of… — Franny Billingsley Copy Share Image
Sometimes the funnier you are, the more vulnerable and scared you are underneath it all. So I think, for me, comedy was… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
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One night I went to this comedy club and paid a hard-earned $5 to get in, and every comic that came up… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
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There are many comics around who don't really have a feel for comedy. They can say outrageous things, have clever thoughts, and… — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
I love a sense of humor, I love intelligence, I love specificity, I love surprises. I'm inspired to get out of bed… — Michael Stuhlbarg Copy Share Image
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“He stepped aside, allowing me back into the hallway. As we headed to another elevator, he was glued to my hip. "As… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
A constitution founded on these principles introduces knowledge among the people, and inspires them with a conscious dignity becoming freemen; a general… — John Adams Copy Share Image
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“We know they've got food here," Loran said ever practical. "What more do we need?" "Well, as much as I heartily approve… — Claire Russett Copy Share Image
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I love to play humorous moments in dramatic shows. That's always the most fun: to keep the logic of the character in… — Robert Picardo Copy Share Image
I am not doing comedy because the genre is successful. If that was the case, I would have done a run-of-the-mill comedy… — Emraan Hashmi Copy Share Image
It was ironic, really - you want to die because you can't be bothered to go on living - but then you're… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
I've now done virtually everything there is to do in TV presenting: I've done sport shows, comedy shows, and I'm now doing… — Caroline Flack Copy Share Image
“What I'am learning is the world laughs through its ass every day, then just lies double-time when shit goes down. It's like… — DBC Pierre Copy Share Image
With a lot of the movies that I've done, they've been both dramas and comedies from Shanghai Noon to Billy Bob Thornton's… — Walton Goggins Copy Share Image
The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
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I laughed. Partly at the joke, partly at how Afghan humor never changed. Wars were waged, the Internet was invented, and a… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
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