When I step back from any moment of crisis that I've ever had, I'm always struck by how humor and tragedy can… — Peter Vack Copy Share Image
“A bright light at the end of a tunnel can seem warm and inviting, or it can seem mysterious and terrifying. People… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“... I'd never look at a pick again without wondering if it was Cole's heart. He cocked an eyebrow. "But the look… — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
My mother was very wary at first. And now she's come around 180 degrees. She's, like, one of my biggest fans now.… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
“My Aunt Dahlia, who runs a woman's paper called Milady's Boudoir, had recently backed me into a corner and made me promise… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Laughter is binary: It either happens or it doesn't. As each joke arrives in the course of a film, the cavernous space… — David Dobkin Copy Share Image
“Yes Yes when God created love he didn't help most when God created dogs He didn't help dogs when God created plants… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we rescue some orphaned… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
Writing comedy is an exposing thing because you're putting yourself on the line with every joke you write, and although you can't… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
“One more question." Finn had a smirk on his face. "Do you use…" "If you say litter box, I will empty that… — Jeanette Battista Copy Share Image
“There’s no need to say anything to Mr. Turing. I was the one who wasn’t watching where I was going” “You were… — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“If we happened to be in rehearsal downstairs in my room and a neighbor padded across the lawn to rap gently on… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Of course, he didn't know anything about these Indonesians, or why they would have been there at this moment to save his… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
I have been fortunate to be able to have a career playing comedy and drama. And it's awfully hard - it's like… — Jack Lemmon Copy Share Image
“I dinna want to disappoint ye, but we's in a cellar right here, and it's full o' tatties.' After a while a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You’re just begging for a piece of me, you know that?” she growled. “I don’t know what gave you the idea I've… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Charlotte, darling, Henry said to his wife, who was staring at im in gape-mouthed horror. Jassamine, beside her, was wided eyed. Sorry… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Practice easing your way along. Don't get het up or in a dither. Do your best; take it as it comes. You… — Smiley Blanton Copy Share Image
While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“The common denominator of all jokes is a path of expectation that is diverted by an unexpected twist necessitating a complete reinterpretation… — V.S. Ramachandran Copy Share Image
I mean, there's an aspect I've always said that is - it's, you know, it's not poetry but it's kind of like… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
“Kaden gave another one of those unexpected barks of humor. “Yeah. And I’m telling you, my sister is a shameless, shameless woman,… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“Let's suppose that you want to say, "I am a jerk." IN the 18th century, you would have to go around person… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I believe I was portrayed as a humorous, good-looking ladies' man. I pretty much ran the house and did what I wanted.… — The Situation Copy Share Image
“You're the last woman left. And ye fancy sex. And now you're trapped in a vault with a celibate priest. Tell me… — Pam Godwin Copy Share Image
“Nev tossed his pen down. “Fine. Here goes: Ren and Cals lives may be torrid for the young ones in Vail are… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
“That moment you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone else is just getting on with their lives as though… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I rolled my eyes. "For defending my honor, you dullard." He yanked me beneath a shadowed awning. I had a moment's panic… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
“There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are Why are people born? Why… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Vampires do breathe, by the way, but their chests don't move like humans'. Have you ever lain in the arms of your… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
“Illium, his expression subdued as it had been for too many days, turned to her. “Mind if I have a go?” “Kick… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
The majority of my work in games, outside of 'Depression Quest,' has been experimental pushes into comedy games. I think there are… — Zoe Quinn Copy Share Image
“I put my hand down below the table to check my zipper. You have to stand before a jury only once with… — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
“It's not that there is more stupidity. It just has more intrusive ways of presenting itself. It used to be, you could… — Tom Levine Copy Share Image
“When my mother passed away several years ago—well, wait a minute. Actually, she didn’t ‘pass away.’ She died. Something about that verb,… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
People use the guise of art, and artistic expression, to do all kinds of hateful things. It's like Trump and everybody else… — Luvvie Ajayi Copy Share Image
“The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick… — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
