There is no decision to be more or less comic. I don't feel more or less humorous in my day-to-day. These things… — Alexis Taylor Copy Share Image
“Why would I want to get depressed by watching TV? I could do that just by stepping on the scale every morning.” — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
I'm not playing a comedy. I want to be playing the truth of the moment, and then have the comedy come out. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“No time better than the present,’ I always say. Or was that, ‘Nothing is better than a present’? I forget.” — Kaza Kingsley Copy Share Image
The habit of staring at someone can lead to one of these consequences; iether intense addiction or falling inlove...:| — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I use to think that my foot was far too big to fit in my mouth. But I am wrong. Apparently my… — T Jay Taylor Copy Share Image
“From my travel blog @ http://www.lwmcferrin.com/travel When faced with disaster, the best medicine is laughter.” — Linda Watanabe McFerrin Copy Share Image
“Bashere shrugged, grinning brhind his grey-streaked moustaches, "When I first slept in a saddle, Muad Cheade was Marshal-General. The man was as… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
Quite often, intent on conveying how things can go wrong for a culture (science fiction) or an individual (horror) or all of… — Paul Di Filippo Copy Share Image
I figured if I could put together being funny about stuff and actual events, maybe I could do something that wasn't being… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“I struggled for something to cling to, the way soldiers in foxholes picture their families, or a flag. My car, I thought… — David Wong Copy Share Image
As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The most impersonal seeming audiences eventually just say such intimate, smart, wise, amazing, totally surprising, funny things. It's empowering, in the sense… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
My favourite kind of comedy comes from the awkwardness of living, the stuff that makes you cringe but borders on tragic -… — Taika Waititi Copy Share Image
A thin line separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. Our lives constantly walk that line. When we slip… — Barbara Johnson Copy Share Image
The qualities I am looking for in Miss Right are intelligence and humour. — Brendan Coyle Copy Share Image
As somebody who works in comedy, I gravitate to the very serious, dramatic things in my consumption of media. — Lauren Ash Copy Share Image
Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“Helen makes a mental note to pick up a self help book the next time she was out. This was getting ridiculous.” — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“I am going to die, her brain recited calmly. I am going to be stabbed until I am died. How infuriating. I… — Claire Legrand Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm edgy and I'm funny and I got this bite, this outrageousness. — George C. Wolfe Copy Share Image
Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog few people are interested, and the frog dies. — Alan Ford Copy Share Image
“Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first? — Riley Poole ” — Ann Lloyd Copy Share Image
Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it 'selective participation.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It seemed my self defense skills had that effect on people, I thought, remembering when I threw Halette over my shoulder in… — Elle Klass Copy Share Image
“Just imagine how terrible it might have been if we’d been at all competent.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Comedy, unlike drama, demands surprise. You can't quietly and thoughtfully enjoy a comedy. — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
I wonder how awkward would having a conversation with someone be if 'lol' didn't exist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
What I love about the Coen brothers - what everyone loves - is that they sort of toe the line of a… — Cristin Milioti Copy Share Image
“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.” — Marcia Carrington Copy Share Image
I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
“Am I going crazy? Am I supposed to believe that God is a big black woman with a questionable sense of humor?” — Wm. Paul Young Copy Share Image
“Men, she decided, were a strange, thick-skulled, ball-kicking species no one on earth could have a sensible conversation with.” — Irma Joubert Copy Share Image
“Sure he (Fred Astaire) was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything he did,..backwards and in high heels.” — Robert Thaves Copy Share Image
