“Knowing true colors of politicians was tough when everything was in black-n-white.” — Rajat Shah Copy Share Image
“Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't it?” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“My stomach is tied up in so many knots it could make a boy scout envious.” — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“You are full of pretty answers. Have you not been acquainted with goldsmiths' wives and conned them out of rings?” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Dear bottle, take me into your arms and comfort me with hope for survival.” — David G. Maillu Copy Share Image
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
One of the things I like about comedy in general is that it affords Asian Americans the opportunity to not be noble. — John Cho Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“The roar of the crowd began to grow. He heard them harmoniously stomping their feet in a rhythm that cried out for… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
“Life had a twisted and weird sense of humor. It makes you yearn for things, makes you fall in love, but it’s… — Pamela Ann Copy Share Image
A comedy isn't about being funny," said Mrs. Baker. "We talked about this before." "A comedy is about character who dare to… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
Comedy is the most difficult. Comic timing is something which you either have it in you, or you don't. You have to… — Deepika Padukone Copy Share Image
“As a writer, you must truly possess a love for words." "Yes, that's right," I agreed. "I've noticed that some authors favor… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Your last letter made me laugh so much, Em, but you should still get out of there because while it's good for… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of comedy and beauty and heart. I think… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“Think Pickelman's our guy?' 'Maybe. Or maybe he knows who is. Or maybe he's guilty of something else.' 'Glad you could narrow… — Marcia Clark Copy Share Image
“I decide that we could always indulge ourselves later. First, I had a soul-eating stone of power to poke with a stick.” — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
I guess God has a sense of humor, when he had a man that wanted to start his life as a priest,… — Jonathan Cain Copy Share Image
Daddy was hilarious. He could take the most mundane event and tell it so that we all on the floor laughing. He… — Karen DeCrow Copy Share Image
“There were only three times in your life when it was proper to come through the front door, and you were carried… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I love a girl with a good sense of humour, who is confident but who has a sweetness to her - that… — Gerard Butler Copy Share Image
I started getting really interested in comedy when I was in middle school. — Abbi Jacobson Copy Share Image
“Technically, even on inspection, it was against camp rules for two campers of the opposite sex to be ... like, alone in… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
For a romantic comedy to be three hours long, that's longer than most marriages. — David Fincher Copy Share Image
“I tried to smile but feared I would cry. 'I always wondered what it was like to be shot.' 'Now you've lived… — Cameron Stracher Copy Share Image
“The king tut masks flew off the penguins, revealing them to be -gasp- penguins.” — serpent's shadow Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Everybody that you can think of that does comedy, I have met or worked with almost all of them. — Cameron Esposito Copy Share Image
“Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory?” — Maegan Lynn Moores Copy Share Image
“I let go of our invisibility and do something I haven't done in a while: I reach for the doorknob. ~Willow Mosby,… — Courtney Nuckels Copy Share Image
I had to learn a skill set. I think I had the materials to be a good comedy writer. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Everybody in my family's funny. Being funny was highly encouraged in our family, I think. — Catherine O'Hara Copy Share Image
“Emma, we don't have to kiss. She already knows I want to sleep with you.” — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I used to think that prizes were damaging and divisive, until I got one. And now they seem sort of meaningful and… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
The dominant type of humor in the '60s was essentially defensive and self-deprecating, using humor as a shield. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
