“Apart from my mangled face and the thirty percent scar tissue that covers my body I'm gorgeous!” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
... life is a comedy far darker than drama. It just takes time to learn what to smile at. — Robin Morgan Copy Share Image
My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I wanted to be funny for people who didn't care about fashion at all, to just to kind of exist as a… — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
“On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
You start out as an artist in some way or other. And my background is all theater, and I goofed into doing… — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
“I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo” — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“During World War II, when combat rations were tinned, meat hashes were a common entrée because they worked well with the filling… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Comedy today is definitely skewed to the filthy side, but it's not as hard today as I am more mature as a… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
I love physical kinds of comedy and getting down and dirty and doing stunts. When I was growing up, I was always… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Comedy has got me all these opportunities and I enjoy doing a variety of things. I can't really believe I've got the… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
You have to have energy at hour 13, at hour 14, at hour 15 - comedy cannot be tired, cannot be lazy.… — Michael Ealy Copy Share Image
“I know what you're thinking. ‘How the hell does this broke ass piece of trailer trash know words like caveat,’ right? Well… — Isobel Irons Copy Share Image
“All right, shadow-priest, you've been spying — on what? What state secrets have you learned watching me groom these horses?' 'Only that… — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
I like more grounded comedy. I enjoy broad comedies also, but I like Shirley MacLaine. — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
“Geoff’s arm emanated with a solid warmth I longed for after our days aboard S.S. British-Craphole.” — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I love people who have a good sense of humor, tell a good story, tell a good joke. — Jason Statham Copy Share Image
“Why, yes. I am a strange wonder. The most special of snowflakes! Born out of time, forever running to catch up to… — Ryan Graudin Copy Share Image
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
“PJ's suggested chant, for pointless protest marches: "Five, four, three, two. We don't have a doggone clue!” — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
'Wait, Wait' has been great. The humor is there, and we get to do a lot of action. — Carl Kasell Copy Share Image
...Mind OVER Matter... if it matters, you don't mind if you mind, it don't matter! — Giuseppe Prestigiacomo Copy Share Image
I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I would much rather watch a horror film or science fiction than a comedy. I don't know why. I just like them.… — Moon Bloodgood Copy Share Image
“Focus. She’s Maddie. Your friend. Would you eyeball Keith or Dane’s butt like that? ~ Zach” — Monique DeVere Copy Share Image
I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!" — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I'd like to try different genres: comedy, period drama, rom-com, action. — Nina Dobrev Copy Share Image
There's not really a gap between my comedy and my art; it's all the same thing. — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Best to flee now, before the pitchforks and torches and scientists come calling.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Sometimes if you do a multi-camera comedy, often there's rules, like, 'We've got to have three main laughs per page.' — Lucy Davis Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I feel that it was donkeys and not apes the man was evolved from.” — Imran Salahuddin Khan Copy Share Image
“What is humor?' one of their professors had posed, and he had answered, ''nondangerous, unexpectedly inappropriate juxtaposition.” — Sena Jeter Naslund Copy Share Image
When you are doing comedy, you need to get the right reaction from your partner. — Upasana Singh Copy Share Image
I lasted seven years as a journalist, and I've been doing comedy for twenty years. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
