If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way youll get an applause every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you're so close to something, or it's still so new that you can't find humor in it yet. — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
I mean, I find drama to be engaging and it makes your blood pressure go up and you keep watching, but it's… — Willam Belli Copy Share Image
Kagura: It’s the same as always. He doesn’t pursue those who leave, and ignores those who come. — Hideaki Sorachi Copy Share Image
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. — Jemima Kirke Copy Share Image
“Life never goes according to plan. That's okay, because often our plans are much smaller than life intends. Probably EASIER, but smaller.” — Stacey T. Hunt Copy Share Image
Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
“It felt like he’d been dragged through the nine circles of hell — by his testicles.” — Kay Berrisford Copy Share Image
“What would it be like to think what a gerbil thinks, from a gerbil's point of view? Kind of like Thomas Nigel's… — Steven James Copy Share Image
Any philosophical and theoretical assurance that laughter is unique to the human being becomes somewhat unsure when one turns to the anthropological… — Simon Critchley Copy Share Image
“If it had been my decision, you would still be sleeping, and I would be hoping every hour of every night you… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy,… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
“Any chance I’d get to see you in that bikini?” Zahara punched him in the arm. “No more talk of me in… — Annabell Cadiz Copy Share Image
PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I don't want to just play the same thing. But with The Red Road, no one has ever seen me like that.… — Jason Momoa Copy Share Image
“What the fuck happened to you? [...] You look like you lost a fight with a lamprey. Hickey, hickey...bruise, bruise, bruise...bite. I… — Jordan Castillo Price Copy Share Image
Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Comedy is about flaws anyway... There's a lot of humor in the dark areas of life. — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
“The way his jeans hugged his cheeks drew me to him and made me feel warm.” — Kristen Tracy Copy Share Image
In an environment in which tragedy is genuine and frequent, laughter is essential to sanity. — Laura Bohannan Copy Share Image
“You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“When you say things like that to me, I call it a Kardashian. Know why? Because I'm looking for the but.” — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“I had sex," Drew said with a grin. "Lot's and lots and lots of sex... Hey, no use in good energy going… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine... but if you laugh for no reason, you need a medicine... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“there are many fish in the sea, why should disturb that already arrested?” — Nunky Aprilia Copy Share Image
The one thing that I'm really obsessed with is multi-camera comedy. It is a form that is unique to network television. — Kevin Reilly Copy Share Image
“Far be it from me to suggest that all women should go running after gamekeepers for lovers.” — D.H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means.” — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
What's great about having an audience is they can let you know what they don't think is funny, and you can just… — Maggie Carey Copy Share Image
I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter. — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
“Some mornings it's just not worth it to chew through the leather straps.” — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece... — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Treat me like a king and ill treat y0u like my queen.. but if y0u treat me like a game.. then ill… — Megz Copy Share Image
Some comedies, they want you falling on your face and doing silly things. — Jason Statham Copy Share Image
On this hapless earth There 's small sincerity of mirth, And laughter oft is but an art To drown the outcry of… — Hartley Coleridge Copy Share Image
I think of Paul Feig as the Scorsese of comedy. He's the best at what he does. I think people just trust… — Jason Statham Copy Share Image
“Can't you improvise? You know, make some loud pounding noises or cause the outer walls to bleed?” — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
![“What the fuck happened to you? [...] You look like you lost a fight with a lamprey. Hickey, hickey...bruise, bruise, bruise...bite. I thought that thing on your neck the other day was just a fluke. I guess not--looks like you get off on picking up a few souvenirs when you...get off. ~Crash” quote by Jordan Castillo Price](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/251/jordan-castillo-price-17382_bruise_what-the-fuck-happened-to-you-you-look-l_2955968.jpg)
